redshiftrp | @KaballsDeep | Audio CW: Murder, Suicide, Kabal

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@KaballsDeep | Audio CW: Murder, Suicide, Kabal

Hey assholes.

This is Kabal and I've got a proposition for you.

So I dunno how many of you were here right from the beginning like me, stuck in this place for fucking ever. Anyway, you know no one has died? People disappeared but no one's died.

Makes you wonder what happens to people when they do.

So in the interest of science and my amusement, I've got a prize for the first person to kill someone. I mean I guess you can off yourself too, but if you don't come back then you're screwed out of the prize, but you do you.

I've got a better phone than the shit we were given. It has games, these things: 🍆💦, a Geiger counter, music player. A bunch of other stuff. And it's yours if you prove you did the deed so we can see if they stay dead or turn into a zombie or who knows what else.

Don't have to kill anyone specific, but if it's Qubit I'll throw in a personal shield generator.

Oh and the robot samurai, two story tall lego sculpture and the light up metal ninja don't count. Gotta be a person.

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That's awfully prejudiced against beings composed of elemental materials.

They should have the right to a violent death along with the rest of us.

No.

[ Like actually what the fuck. ]

[ Give him a minute - he's not sure what a lego is, but he's pretty sure this is meant as an insult. ]

You seem very confident that your trinket is worth the trouble.

Nobody's killing anybody for your entertainment, Kabal. And if they do try too, I'm coming to kick your ass for making more work for me.

I'll consider it. / Is anyone dangerous? / They'd be the most fun.

[ FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU,,, ]

Cute. Here's an idea: you're such a fan of locked doors, why don't you pop up to the airlock and let yourself out.

oh my god youve got to be trolling right now

You have got to be joking.

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