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Hey assholes.
This is Kabal and I've got a proposition for you.
So I dunno how many of you were here right from the beginning like me, stuck in this place for fucking ever. Anyway, you know no one has died? People disappeared but no one's died.
Makes you wonder what happens to people when they do.
So in the interest of science and my amusement, I've got a prize for the first person to kill someone. I mean I guess you can off yourself too, but if you don't come back then you're screwed out of the prize, but you do you.
I've got a better phone than the shit we were given. It has games, these things: 🍆💦, a Geiger counter, music player. A bunch of other stuff. And it's yours if you prove you did the deed so we can see if they stay dead or turn into a zombie or who knows what else.
Don't have to kill anyone specific, but if it's Qubit I'll throw in a personal shield generator.
Oh and the robot samurai, two story tall lego sculpture and the light up metal ninja don't count. Gotta be a person.
This is Kabal and I've got a proposition for you.
So I dunno how many of you were here right from the beginning like me, stuck in this place for fucking ever. Anyway, you know no one has died? People disappeared but no one's died.
Makes you wonder what happens to people when they do.
So in the interest of science and my amusement, I've got a prize for the first person to kill someone. I mean I guess you can off yourself too, but if you don't come back then you're screwed out of the prize, but you do you.
I've got a better phone than the shit we were given. It has games, these things: 🍆💦, a Geiger counter, music player. A bunch of other stuff. And it's yours if you prove you did the deed so we can see if they stay dead or turn into a zombie or who knows what else.
Don't have to kill anyone specific, but if it's Qubit I'll throw in a personal shield generator.
Oh and the robot samurai, two story tall lego sculpture and the light up metal ninja don't count. Gotta be a person.