@KaballsDeep | Audio CW: Murder, Suicide, Kabal

[kaballin]

Hey assholes.

This is Kabal and I've got a proposition for you.

So I dunno how many of you were here right from the beginning like me, stuck in this place for fucking ever. Anyway, you know no one has died? People disappeared but no one's died.

Makes you wonder what happens to people when they do.

So in the interest of science and my amusement, I've got a prize for the first person to kill someone. I mean I guess you can off yourself too, but if you don't come back then you're screwed out of the prize, but you do you.

I've got a better phone than the shit we were given. It has games, these things: 🍆💦, a Geiger counter, music player. A bunch of other stuff. And it's yours if you prove you did the deed so we can see if they stay dead or turn into a zombie or who knows what else.

Don't have to kill anyone specific, but if it's Qubit I'll throw in a personal shield generator.

Oh and the robot samurai, two story tall lego sculpture and the light up metal ninja don't count. Gotta be a person.

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[vosseeker]

Winning is winning.

[hypothermic]

Congratulations.

Unscrew an arm and give yourself a pat on the back.

[vosseeker]

How about we remove one of your arms instead? I'm sure it'll go back on with little fuss.

[ He knows very well it won't. ]

[hypothermic]

I'm a human, not a barbie.

Though I appreciate the comparison.

That chick knows how to run an empire.

[vosseeker]

[ Yet again, Starscream is utterly clueless as to the reference. He used to berate Knock Out for showing so much interest in human culture but now he was thinking maybe he should have paid a little more attention. ]

I know how to run an empire.

[hypothermic]

Can you do it in heels?

[vosseeker]

Yes? What does that have to do with anything?

[hypothermic]

[That was not the answer he expected, but now that Len thinks on it... past the whole getting his chest filleted thing, Starscream does bear a passing resemblance to a two-storey titanium statue of Linda Evangelista.]

It means I hate you a little less.

You're welcome.

[vosseeker]

[ ?? Whatever, he'll take it. ]