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redshiftrp2020-04-06 12:44 pm
kaballin) wrote in redshiftrp2020-04-06 12:44 pm
@KaballsDeep | Audio CW: Murder, Suicide, Kabal
Hey assholes.
This is Kabal and I've got a proposition for you.
So I dunno how many of you were here right from the beginning like me, stuck in this place for fucking ever. Anyway, you know no one has died? People disappeared but no one's died.
Makes you wonder what happens to people when they do.
So in the interest of science and my amusement, I've got a prize for the first person to kill someone. I mean I guess you can off yourself too, but if you don't come back then you're screwed out of the prize, but you do you.
I've got a better phone than the shit we were given. It has games, these things: 🍆💦, a Geiger counter, music player. A bunch of other stuff. And it's yours if you prove you did the deed so we can see if they stay dead or turn into a zombie or who knows what else.
Don't have to kill anyone specific, but if it's Qubit I'll throw in a personal shield generator.
Oh and the robot samurai, two story tall lego sculpture and the light up metal ninja don't count. Gotta be a person.
This is Kabal and I've got a proposition for you.
So I dunno how many of you were here right from the beginning like me, stuck in this place for fucking ever. Anyway, you know no one has died? People disappeared but no one's died.
Makes you wonder what happens to people when they do.
So in the interest of science and my amusement, I've got a prize for the first person to kill someone. I mean I guess you can off yourself too, but if you don't come back then you're screwed out of the prize, but you do you.
I've got a better phone than the shit we were given. It has games, these things: 🍆💦, a Geiger counter, music player. A bunch of other stuff. And it's yours if you prove you did the deed so we can see if they stay dead or turn into a zombie or who knows what else.
Don't have to kill anyone specific, but if it's Qubit I'll throw in a personal shield generator.
Oh and the robot samurai, two story tall lego sculpture and the light up metal ninja don't count. Gotta be a person.
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I win, and you're dead. You manage to win and I'm not giving you the phone. So you know.. choose your battles.
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Where at? I'm free.
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I'm considerate like that.
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If you defeat me, / Angel gets to have my loot. / And what about you?
[Has Kabal even made any friends that he would leave his shit to?? Perhaps he'd like to be buried with it?]
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I think I said Peter could have my body to kick the shit out of when he got angry, so that still holds. Leonard can have the swords. Carlisle can have the mask to rot thru. He'll get a kick out of that.
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[He can chat and make his way to the park at the same time. Multitasking!]
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[He's giving his swords one last sharpening. Sorta the murderous equivalent of adjusting his tie.]
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[Nothing like the folks back on Pandora, there isn't nearly enough blood or cool explosions here. Still, from what he understands about this place, simply walking out into the wilderness isn't really a viable option, so maybe someone did melt them in a bathtub? Ah well. Zer0 arrives at the agreed upon meeting zone and chills.]
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[Aw, he likes you. Shame he's gonna do a murder. He saunters into the area all casual. Just two dudes about to fight to the death for fun. No big.]
Well don't you look all awesome and ninja-y.
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Zer0 greets Kabal with a holographic smiley, because that's how he rolls. Why thank you, he is all awesome and ninja-y.]
Thanks. I dig your mask. / Shall we set a few ground rules, / or just say 'screw it'?
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Because I'm gonna let you know right off the bat that I probably won't remember.
[He pulls the hookswords off his back with a flourish because he's a show-off.]
But I'll take 'em under consideration.
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Hm, that's fair enough. / I don't have any hard 'no's, / ready when you are.
[He won't whip any guns out for this one, since Kabal seems to just have his neato hookswords. He's just gonna get his fancy laser sword ready in a way less show-offy fashion.]
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[Let the casual death match begin! He is a little pleased that Zer0 seems to have a sword. He hasn't fought anyone with a sword in.. a really long time. That'll be fun.
He charges forward, taking a swing. He's fully expecting Zer0 to dodge, and he's not going anywhere near full speed, just testing the waters a bit. ]
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He doesn't dodge the first swing, instead blocking it with his blade with relative ease. He can tell Kabal's just getting a feel for him, and Zer0's doing much of the same, just watching how Kabal moves and all that good shit.
After blocking Kabal's swing he knocks the blade aside and takes a stab towards Kabal's chest.]
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Not gonna lie, the light up sword looks pretty cool.
[Just one connoisseur to another. He could banter all day, but a fight is a fight and now that they've done their posturing it's time to get down to business. This time when he dashes forward he aims one of those hookswords down for Zer0's ankles, either to trip him to slice his feet clean off.
Either would work.]
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I'll get the med kit.
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I'm not too concerned. / I've killed way bigger things, though, / he may surprise me.
[He kind of hopes Kabal does surprise him, Angel he is so bored ok]
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But just remember, the boxes aren't just filled with ammo for no reason.
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But cutting things is your speciality.
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