Text un: Rook

[nothinglikefather]

Ladies, Gents and Qubit:

If you happen to find neatly folded trousers tucked away in corners around the place, leave them alone.

It's important they stay where they are in case of emergencies.

If you take them and don't replace them I will know and you will regret it.

And if you do see a tall, naked, handsome man looking for said trousers: Do not touch.

Comments

[nockturnal]

[ After reading all of that, he really just has the one question. ]

Why

[nothinglikefather]

because I asked very nicely

[nockturnal]

Why is he naked

[nothinglikefather]

that's really none of your business.

[text; un: bearly.bewitched]

[birdical]

Do not touch the trousers, or do not touch the man? ;)

[nothinglikefather]

Both. He's mine.

[birdical]

Oh! He is your beloved, then? That must be why you have set pants out for him. It can be very difficult to find yourself without clothing.

[Not that she would know, as she is an upright all the time and has definitely never turned into a bird monster and ripped all her clothes off. That's silly. No one would do that, especially not a normal upright like her.]

[nothinglikefather]

[ Having it said like that is strange and new. Maybe he's said similar words to Charles directly but having it recognised by a stranger is different.

Especially when in the time and place they're from, they could be executed for admitting as much.]

It's not like that! I mean. We're not... doing anything we shouldn't be.

[ He doesn't know anything about turning into bird monsters. Only about people who can turn into wolves. Or deer monsters. Or foxes.]

[text | @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

who would want to touch some nasty ass trousers?

or some nasty ass naked guy whos leaving them around for that matter?

[nothinglikefather]

1. They're not that nasty. We've washed them. And the patches are holding up pretty well.

2. He's not nasty.

[circumitus]

leaving trousers lying around like this is some kind of frat house IS nasty

if you started seeing bras and thongs and shit like other clothes just lying around this place would YOU be inclined to leave them be???

[...

[wait no]

dont answer that

in fact forget this entire fucking conversation ghg

@Pratt

[theweakhavepurpose]

Do I want to know why you need emergency pants?

[nothinglikefather]

Pratt, that's really not something I can answer for you.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'll avoid your weird pant stockpile. Just for you.

[vosseeker]

[ why are humans like this ]

[nothinglikefather]

[ The question is why don't robots wear pants.]

[arcadedragon]

[Sometimes robots have to wait until they get sequels in order to get pants. Check your pant privilege.]

[circumspector]

[ DO YOU HEAR THAT GIGGLING, CHARLES AND JACOB?

BECAUSE THAT IS SO MUCH GIGGLING. ]

[nothinglikefather]

[ The giggling isn't required. This is for Charles' comfort and well being!]

[circumspector]

[ Oh but it is, and it's going to continue until otherwise amused.

Which will be a good few hours. ]

text; @Qubit

[superposition]

[ Oh, so now he's his own option on the gender dropdown. Isn't that nice. ]

I'm not sure why you felt the need to address me personally, but rest assured I have no more interest in your strategically placed trousers than anybody else.

[ Though he is a bit curious, now, as to why there's a need for them. Thanks for drawing his attention to it! ]

[nothinglikefather]

You're not a gentleman or a lady. I wasn't about to write "and any assorted arseholes" when your name is so much shorter.

Good. Ignore then if you find them. You'll be happier that way.

[mustact]

What has Qubit done to you? I thought we sorted out the problem.

[voice to text | @SCARAMOUCHE]

[numerouno]

'Emergencies.' I get it.

[Does he, though?]

[nothinglikefather]

[ Yeah... he really doesn't. ]

You have no idea, but I appreciate it.