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[nothinglikefather]

Ladies, Gents and Qubit:

If you happen to find neatly folded trousers tucked away in corners around the place, leave them alone.

It's important they stay where they are in case of emergencies.

If you take them and don't replace them I will know and you will regret it.

And if you do see a tall, naked, handsome man looking for said trousers: Do not touch.

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

Two scientists against the world huh? No pressure or anything.

[nothinglikefather]

Just against radiation. Tell them to pull their fingers out.