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[nothinglikefather]

Ladies, Gents and Qubit:

If you happen to find neatly folded trousers tucked away in corners around the place, leave them alone.

It's important they stay where they are in case of emergencies.

If you take them and don't replace them I will know and you will regret it.

And if you do see a tall, naked, handsome man looking for said trousers: Do not touch.

Comments

[nothinglikefather]

That's really not my place to say. I just don't want people moving them because then he'll have to look for them.

[circumitus]

you realize how sketchy this all sounds rite?

[nothinglikefather]

...yes.

But just accept if for now? Please?

[circumitus]

fine whatever
its YOUR pantsless man anyway