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[nothinglikefather]

Ladies, Gents and Qubit:

If you happen to find neatly folded trousers tucked away in corners around the place, leave them alone.

It's important they stay where they are in case of emergencies.

If you take them and don't replace them I will know and you will regret it.

And if you do see a tall, naked, handsome man looking for said trousers: Do not touch.

Comments

[birdical]

I am happy to help!

[She'll also leave some pants there, just in case. Hope Charles likes Hot Topic fashion.]

[nothinglikefather]

I appreciate it. Although I'll probably appreciate it more after the fact.