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[nothinglikefather]

Ladies, Gents and Qubit:

If you happen to find neatly folded trousers tucked away in corners around the place, leave them alone.

It's important they stay where they are in case of emergencies.

If you take them and don't replace them I will know and you will regret it.

And if you do see a tall, naked, handsome man looking for said trousers: Do not touch.

Comments

[nothinglikefather]

Not everyone likes surprises, I suppose.

It might not ever be necessary. But if it is... just shut your eyes.

[nockturnal]

Are you so concerned for this man's modesty?

[nothinglikefather]

For his comfort and wellbeing more than his modesty. If he didn't mind being naked, we wouldn't have gone to the trouble.

[nockturnal]

Why is he naked?

[nothinglikefather]

You've asked that before, asking again isn't going to get you an answer. It's not for me to tell

[nockturnal]

It still seems pertinent. People don't just appear naked for no reason.

[nothinglikefather]

This isn't out of choice I assure you.

[nockturnal]

...are they in need of assistance?

Are you?

[nothinglikefather]

... I honestly don't know what you could do.

But thanks. For the offer.

And if you have a whiskey laying around anywhere, that would be great.

[nockturnal]

I do not.

I am told there are an abundance of Tequila Sunrises to be had.

[nothinglikefather]

Yes. I don't think he likes those as much as whiskey though.