@KaballsDeep | Audio

[kaballin]

Well Anchor, you snooze you lose. Turns out the first person to be killed got axed by the fucking maze. I'm incredibly disappointed in all of you.

But we do have some loopholes that can be exploited for your benefit, cuz I'm such a swell guy.

So for starters, I am a man of my word, but I can't exactly give the prize to the room itself which means I can either give it to the dead guy, or we can collectively agree this little contest of mine is still going.

Secondly, he's kind of a robot. So I don't think this even really counts. I mean he's absolutely dead. Or was anyway. But that seems like a technicality. Void where prohibited and all that.

Someone convince me they're still gonna do a murder and I'll keep this swank phone up for grabs.

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audio @ Yamamoto

[tsuyoi_ame]

[The things this guy says make him think of Byakuran and considering how fresh he is from the Choice battle where Byakuran killed his own subordinate after Yamamoto beat him, a touchy teenager is touchy. Secondly, it better not be the robot guy he thinks it is.]

What robot guy? Don't treat murder like it's a game, no one should die for your amusement. I won't let them.

[kaballin]

Its totally a game, you're kidding yourself if you think otherwise.

The sword light up one. Not the sword dumb hat one or the twenty foot tall one. I think we only have the three...

He came back. Science won the day or whatever dumbass thing Peter would say.

[tsuyoi_ame]

It's not a game and I won't let you play it.

Genji, his name is Genji.

Give him the phone and end this, you gain nothing by people dying.

[He wants to greet your face with his sword. He'll ask Peter or someone he trusts about the whole dead/then not dead thing. He wouldn't believe this guy.]

[kaballin]

Yeah he wasn't real talkative. You know, being dead and all.

Were you paying attention? I totally gain shit. I wanted to know if people come back and apparently they do so that's useful as hell. Means killing people ain't permanent. Cool right?

'cept the whole robot thing. He might have come back anyway, just needed to plug him in or something. We should probably kill a real person. Just to be sure.

[tsuyoi_ame]

People like you really piss me off. [This is the Yamamoto no one has seen here, this is the young man who has eyes hardened by determination. The young man whose blade flies true from his hands as his resolve surpasses limitations. This is the natural-born hitman.

He wants to demand a battle, here, now, if Kabal is so set on this course. Yet, he has someone important to him to consider. He has to think about how they will feel if he does this. He'll talk to them because he will not give up on taking someone like this man down.]

You've had your fun, someone has suffered, just stop. End the game.

[kaballin]

Oh. Tough guy.

[He is rolling his eyes SO HARD right now.]

You don't know he suffered. Maybe he ran out of batteries before being crushed. Might have been quick. Anyway that's not the point, if you don't like it you don't have to participate. I'm not holding a gun to your head or whatever.

[Voice, un: Connor]

[mustact]

I don't think anyone here is going to play your game. Maybe you should give up.

[kaballin]

Hope springs eternal.

Though I'll agree, you guys suck.

[mustact]

Why are you so interested in murder?

[ That's a genuine question. Something very wrong must have happened in Kabal's life. ]

[kaballin]

I'm not. It's a thing that happens sometimes. But if you mean this contest, then I actually do want to know what happens when someone dies. Might be nice to know in advance if we turn into zombies or something.

It's not entirely for fun.

Just mostly.

[mustact]

Then will you not get your answer now?

[audio: Smoking.Bomb]

[bakudan_bambino]

Couple of things. There's a maze killing people? That sounds like a shitty way to go... I'd be disappointed too.

Also, what the fuck are you even talking about? You killed a robot? You want a fucking medal?

Are you trying to hire someone to kill someone else, and for payment, you're offering a phone? On an open network?

[kaballin]

Okay admittedly its a little more intense than just a maze. Its got traps and its pretty much designed to kill you. Still, kinda a lame way to go.

I didn't kill anyone here. The maze killed the robot. And sure, I'll take a medal if you're offering.

You're new so you didn't get the full spiel. I just want someone to kill someone so we find out what happens. I don't care who it is. But there is a secondary prize if its Qubit. You know, if you're interested.

[bakudan_bambino]

Ah, where's the maze? I'm not interested in going through it. Traps and a dead robot don't sound like a good time.

You didn't? How do you know so much? Are you just a spectator? Okay I'll make you one.

I am new, yeah.

So we find out what happens...

What do you think happens? My guess is, the body gets looted or picked for parts, and anything organic decays. Are you interested in repercussions of someone getting killed by someone else here? How the body decays? What kind of shit everyone's carrying around? Also I have no idea who Qubit is and am not interested in a prize.

[kaballin]

Downstairs through the flooded corridor. You got to be purposefully looking for it, it's not like you can wander there by accident. Which makes this dead guy a dumbass.

I wanted to know if people would come back. You know. Science shit or whatever. And they do so really I'm a hero for this little experiment.

Problem is he's kinda a robot, so he might have come back anyway. 'Cept he also disappeared which probably isn't normal. I dunno, I think we need a real human to die to test it fully.

[bakudan_bambino]

Why did he go through it? Just to see if he could? I think it's a disservice to regard him like that. You've learned something now, or maybe he has. It's knowledge gained. [Have a small, thoughtful hum and then a scoff.]

You're no hero. You're just making observations.

Ah, maybe the portal we're all dragged in through resets us? It would be more beneficial to research the power surrounding it, and exploring anything similar in this colony, or on the planet.

Are you a real human?

I doubt any two beings would have identical experiences... you know, science shit or whatever.

[audio; un: longinmouth]

[abheirrant]

How do you know this? Did you go into the maze?

[kaballin]

For a bit. But then there was a dead guy so in the name of science I didn't go all the way through.

Why? You feeling adventurous?

[abheirrant]

No, I— cisth, no. If we were not killed, we may return wrong.

[kaballin]

.... Say what now?

[abheirrant]

We— um.

[Oh, he... probably shouldn't have said that.]

You, ah. What I mean to say is that you remember the room, right? There... could be more of that down there. Like that. Rooms like that is what I meant. Rooms all wrong.

@SmexySmuppet69 | Audio

[eatdavesbabies]

Okay. When you say robot, what are we talking here? Fully synthetic like some Asimov shit, or are we talking robotically enhanced? I’m asking if there was any meat or we’re just talking wires.

[kaballin]

No fucking clue I didn't cut him open to check. You want me to? Cuz most people were more pissed about him being dead than the state of his wiring.

I'll see if I can find him again.

[eatdavesbabies]

[Jesus Christ buddy you are intense. Bro can appreciate that. The murder, maybe not so much, but the intensity and dedication are five stars out of five.]

No that's cool. I don't actually need to see the guy's guts, just wanted a rough estimate of the dude.

If I'm being honest I'd kind of think the fact no one else has died here would be seen as a motherfucking ideal.

[kaballin]

It is, but real suspicious right? I've been here for a year and in that time no one died. I know there's only a handful of people but that seems wrong? Someone should have accidentally pushed some button in their room that sucks all the air out. Or eaten a poisonous space thing.

So I was starting to think maybe we're just immortal. For all I know we still are and the dead robot ran out of batteries.