@KaballsDeep | Audio

[kaballin]

Well Anchor, you snooze you lose. Turns out the first person to be killed got axed by the fucking maze. I'm incredibly disappointed in all of you.

But we do have some loopholes that can be exploited for your benefit, cuz I'm such a swell guy.

So for starters, I am a man of my word, but I can't exactly give the prize to the room itself which means I can either give it to the dead guy, or we can collectively agree this little contest of mine is still going.

Secondly, he's kind of a robot. So I don't think this even really counts. I mean he's absolutely dead. Or was anyway. But that seems like a technicality. Void where prohibited and all that.

Someone convince me they're still gonna do a murder and I'll keep this swank phone up for grabs.

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[eatdavesbabies]

[Jesus Christ buddy you are intense. Bro can appreciate that. The murder, maybe not so much, but the intensity and dedication are five stars out of five.]

No that's cool. I don't actually need to see the guy's guts, just wanted a rough estimate of the dude.

If I'm being honest I'd kind of think the fact no one else has died here would be seen as a motherfucking ideal.

[kaballin]

It is, but real suspicious right? I've been here for a year and in that time no one died. I know there's only a handful of people but that seems wrong? Someone should have accidentally pushed some button in their room that sucks all the air out. Or eaten a poisonous space thing.

So I was starting to think maybe we're just immortal. For all I know we still are and the dead robot ran out of batteries.