@KaballsDeep | Audio

[kaballin]

Well Anchor, you snooze you lose. Turns out the first person to be killed got axed by the fucking maze. I'm incredibly disappointed in all of you.

But we do have some loopholes that can be exploited for your benefit, cuz I'm such a swell guy.

So for starters, I am a man of my word, but I can't exactly give the prize to the room itself which means I can either give it to the dead guy, or we can collectively agree this little contest of mine is still going.

Secondly, he's kind of a robot. So I don't think this even really counts. I mean he's absolutely dead. Or was anyway. But that seems like a technicality. Void where prohibited and all that.

Someone convince me they're still gonna do a murder and I'll keep this swank phone up for grabs.

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[abheirrant]

[Another, pointed pause.]

And were that the case, what would you do?

[kaballin]

Well eat a whole bunch for starters. Try and remember what that's like.

Honestly? I have no idea.

I guess "not die" is a pretty shitty plan all things considered, but might be all we've got.

[abheirrant]

It cannot be any worse a plan than enticing someone to murder for a prize. What if there were someone enslaving those who died? What if, through incessant murder, they were building an army against those they could not control?

[kaballin]

Think robot guy is all enslaved now? Maybe I should have chopped his head off or something.

Or is that only for zombies?

[abheirrant]

A construct is often enslaved by their very nature. I don't think cutting of his head would have solved anything.

[kaballin]

That's not really how robots work.

Well. Okay. It can be. But it usually isn't. And when it is it's all creepy and evil and wrong. So he'd probably appreciate me cutting his head off if that's the case.