Kabal (
kaballin) wrote in
redshiftrp2020-07-02 09:04 pm
@KaballsDeep | Audio
Well Anchor, you snooze you lose. Turns out the first person to be killed got axed by the fucking maze. I'm incredibly disappointed in all of you.
But we do have some loopholes that can be exploited for your benefit, cuz I'm such a swell guy.
So for starters, I am a man of my word, but I can't exactly give the prize to the room itself which means I can either give it to the dead guy, or we can collectively agree this little contest of mine is still going.
Secondly, he's kind of a robot. So I don't think this even really counts. I mean he's absolutely dead. Or was anyway. But that seems like a technicality. Void where prohibited and all that.
Someone convince me they're still gonna do a murder and I'll keep this swank phone up for grabs.
But we do have some loopholes that can be exploited for your benefit, cuz I'm such a swell guy.
So for starters, I am a man of my word, but I can't exactly give the prize to the room itself which means I can either give it to the dead guy, or we can collectively agree this little contest of mine is still going.
Secondly, he's kind of a robot. So I don't think this even really counts. I mean he's absolutely dead. Or was anyway. But that seems like a technicality. Void where prohibited and all that.
Someone convince me they're still gonna do a murder and I'll keep this swank phone up for grabs.

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Genji, his name is Genji.
Give him the phone and end this, you gain nothing by people dying.
[He wants to greet your face with his sword. He'll ask Peter or someone he trusts about the whole dead/then not dead thing. He wouldn't believe this guy.]
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Were you paying attention? I totally gain shit. I wanted to know if people come back and apparently they do so that's useful as hell. Means killing people ain't permanent. Cool right?
'cept the whole robot thing. He might have come back anyway, just needed to plug him in or something. We should probably kill a real person. Just to be sure.
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He wants to demand a battle, here, now, if Kabal is so set on this course. Yet, he has someone important to him to consider. He has to think about how they will feel if he does this. He'll talk to them because he will not give up on taking someone like this man down.]
You've had your fun, someone has suffered, just stop. End the game.
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[He is rolling his eyes SO HARD right now.]
You don't know he suffered. Maybe he ran out of batteries before being crushed. Might have been quick. Anyway that's not the point, if you don't like it you don't have to participate. I'm not holding a gun to your head or whatever.
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[Roll them eyes Kabal, he may look young but bring it old man!]
Because he died. [And that is his robot sword dad jerkface.] It's not about participating or not participating, it's about not letting anyone die because you're twisted.
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Gonna singlehandedly save everyone huh? That ever work for ya?
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I'm won't have to fight to protect them alone, but if I had to, I would.
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It ever work for you? I'm honestly curious.
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It's better than giving up and becoming cruel and twisted like you. So yes, it works for me, I'll fight for what's right every day if I have to and I won't lose.
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The good guy speech needs a little work, but you know, solid first effort.
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But now that you mention it, will that work? I'll keep it in mind for the future.
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I look forward to it. Anytime you'd like.
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[With that he slams his feed off because if he keeps going he is going to fight this guy now and in truth, the guy hasn't actually done anything.....yet.]