@KaballsDeep | Audio

[kaballin]

Well Anchor, you snooze you lose. Turns out the first person to be killed got axed by the fucking maze. I'm incredibly disappointed in all of you.

But we do have some loopholes that can be exploited for your benefit, cuz I'm such a swell guy.

So for starters, I am a man of my word, but I can't exactly give the prize to the room itself which means I can either give it to the dead guy, or we can collectively agree this little contest of mine is still going.

Secondly, he's kind of a robot. So I don't think this even really counts. I mean he's absolutely dead. Or was anyway. But that seems like a technicality. Void where prohibited and all that.

Someone convince me they're still gonna do a murder and I'll keep this swank phone up for grabs.

Comments

[Voice, un: Connor]

[mustact]

I don't think anyone here is going to play your game. Maybe you should give up.

[kaballin]

Hope springs eternal.

Though I'll agree, you guys suck.

[mustact]

Why are you so interested in murder?

[ That's a genuine question. Something very wrong must have happened in Kabal's life. ]

[kaballin]

I'm not. It's a thing that happens sometimes. But if you mean this contest, then I actually do want to know what happens when someone dies. Might be nice to know in advance if we turn into zombies or something.

It's not entirely for fun.

Just mostly.

[mustact]

Then will you not get your answer now?

[kaballin]

He's a robot. Might have come back anyway. Think we need a squishy human to test it properly.

[mustact]

[ He hates you so much. ]

Find a new hobby.

[kaballin]

Sorry I'm trying to prepare us for a potential zombie apocalypse.

You'll thank me later.

[mustact]

A potential what?

[kaballin]

Zombies? Hoardes of the undead?

Not into monster movies huh?

[mustact]

[ Why are you even assuming monster movies were available to him, Kabal. How long have you been in Anchor again? ]

I don't know what that is.

[ Well, he thinks he's heard or read the word undead, but he's also pretty sure there's no such thing. Not really. ]

[kaballin]

[There is a whole ass Blockbuster outside buddy.]

Which part? The zombies or the movies? Because if we reanimate into movies I think we have way bigger problems.

[mustact]

[ Not putting on a radiation suit to watch movies.

And, you know what? He'll just ask Angel. Talking to Kabal is so tedious. ]