@KaballsDeep | Audio

[kaballin]

Well Anchor, you snooze you lose. Turns out the first person to be killed got axed by the fucking maze. I'm incredibly disappointed in all of you.

But we do have some loopholes that can be exploited for your benefit, cuz I'm such a swell guy.

So for starters, I am a man of my word, but I can't exactly give the prize to the room itself which means I can either give it to the dead guy, or we can collectively agree this little contest of mine is still going.

Secondly, he's kind of a robot. So I don't think this even really counts. I mean he's absolutely dead. Or was anyway. But that seems like a technicality. Void where prohibited and all that.

Someone convince me they're still gonna do a murder and I'll keep this swank phone up for grabs.

Comments

[kaballin]

Yeah but if it's an accident no one knows they shouldn't fuck with whoever hired you.

Unless you're just committing some elaborate insurance fraud which seems like way more trouble.

[bakudan_bambino]

Mnn. it should look like an accident to law enforcement, or those not involved in the hiring parties business.

Insurance fraud sounds like a headache.

[kaballin]

So real subtle like, but the important people know?

Aight that's kinda impressive. Seems like a lot of setup but, if it works I guess.

[bakudan_bambino]

Sure, though I don't know if an enemy is important.

It does. But hey, there are different kinds of hits.

[kaballin]

It takes all kinds right?

Anyway. Let me know if any hits come up - phones still up for grabs afterall.