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[citharede]

[ The girl on the feed is lying on her stomach on one of the barracks-style beds. Her hair is wet--freshly showered--and she's dressed in one of the spa bath robes. ]

So this place is fuckmazing. Free spa? Fresh food? Free booze? Yes please and thank you. Also these little dragon dudes are like the best thing to ever exist.

[ She points the camera toward one of the little dragons, who's going to town on a bowl of ice chips covered in hot sauce. The camera wobbles then focuses back on her. ]

His name is Stanley and I'll murder anyone who touches him. Just saying.

Oh, right, hey, I'm Athena Parker and I'm never leaving.

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video; @Spides

[itsnotaonesie]

You're taking being stranded on a space station way better than most people do. Which is totally fine, it beats having to talk down someone who's straight up panicking.

[citharede]

This is the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. And free spa beats holding cell any day of the week.

[itsnotaonesie]

...Y'know, I can't argue with that. The cool thing and the free spa thing, at least when the spa's working.

So, did Anchor's wacky teleporter accidentally break you out of jail, then?

[citharede]

Not jail. A holding cell. Totally different.

[ THE DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT!! ]

[itsnotaonesie]

Is it, though?

text @iceicebaby

[hypothermic]

I don't care if we're in the future or not.

If there's an artificial body of water, people have peed in it.

No thanks.

[citharede]

When you've slept in an alley and woken up with a dude pissing by your head, pool pee doesn't seem that bad. Also if there's a natural body of water then fish have peed in it so what's the diff ultimately.

[hypothermic]

That's why you don't sleep in public unless you're looked to get pissed on or murdered.

Don't tell me a cute little street rat like you couldn't find a cardboard box to call home.

That's just sad.

Fish urine is essential for the environment. Humanity is disgusting.

[citharede]

Didn't have much choice the first time.

And if I'm gonna sleep in a box it had better be a cardboard castle.

Well yeah but there's degrees of disgusting.

[hypothermic]

Only you can build your own castle.

Best hope it doesn't rain.

@mercy;

[enumerator]

Why did you put blood on the ice that's so strange

[ meet arya stark, angry medieval preteen who has never seen hot sauce before! ]

[citharede]

It's from my enemies.

So Stanley knows who to attack.

[enumerator]

[ this?? checks out?? ]

You've made enemies already?

[ arya is a little impressed! she hasn't even been able to do that yet! ]

[citharede]

[ Oh my god did this person just BELIEVE her this is the best day ever. ]

Oh yeah, totally. Like half this place has it out for me.

[enumerator]

[ she believed the bit about the blood because arya comes from an absolute hellscape. she's less inclined to believe athena's next message, though. ]

Oh, for true? Name one person who "has it out for you." I bet you can't.

@Sparrow | Video

[arcadedragon]

Stanley is very cute.

They also like frozen fruit. Is that sriracha?

[citharede]

[ DUDE. WHAT A COOL MASK. She holds up a finger, slightly cockeyed, like she's signaling for someone's attention.]

First off, love the fashion choices happening here. [ She lets her hand drop and points the camera at Stanley again. ] Yeah, he seems to like it. I figure if the guy's gonna eat ice it might as well taste like something. Frozen fruit is a good idea.

[arcadedragon]

[And Genji's ego grew three sizes that day.]

Thank you. There's lights too.

[Because that's critical. Important ninja stuff. Bright lights that attract attention.]

They seem to be happy with ice but it does seem rather boring. The least we can do is let them experience some other choices.

[citharede]

Oh my god, you have a ninja rave mask.

[ AWESOME. ] Can I try it on?

[ Stanley leaves off his ice monching and jumps onto the bed, and Athena orients the camera back on herself. ]

I wonder what other stuff we could freeze for them. Meat? Vegetables? They've got to get their vitamins from somewhere.

[arcadedragon]

It wouldn't work, the visor part attaches to my head.

[But to be fair, no one has ever asked him that before. ]

We should make them popsicles! They must have flavored syrup at the bar.

text; @GOSUCKADICK

[substances]

nice username u got ther

cute dragon but my ferret is beter

[citharede]

Back atcha.

No way a ferret wins out over a dragon though, sorry bro.

[substances]

do u actually work 4 weed tho?

wat if the ferret glows

[citharede]

Depends on how good it is, and glowing ferret is awesome but dragons are more awesome.

[substances]

ill admit im probs biased but i love my prissy ok
dragon is super cool

and its decent weed