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[citharede]

[ The girl on the feed is lying on her stomach on one of the barracks-style beds. Her hair is wet--freshly showered--and she's dressed in one of the spa bath robes. ]

So this place is fuckmazing. Free spa? Fresh food? Free booze? Yes please and thank you. Also these little dragon dudes are like the best thing to ever exist.

[ She points the camera toward one of the little dragons, who's going to town on a bowl of ice chips covered in hot sauce. The camera wobbles then focuses back on her. ]

His name is Stanley and I'll murder anyone who touches him. Just saying.

Oh, right, hey, I'm Athena Parker and I'm never leaving.

Comments

[citharede]

Fair enough.

And I can't lie that's pretty cool.

But Stanley might breathe fire. Or ice I guess.

[substances]

hey it means its never dark
i like that

how do u breathe ice?
weird

[citharede]

Not literal ice. Like, frost. I bet he can.

That's true about the dark. It gets SO DARK here. I'm used to the city. Kinda hard to sleep sometimes.

[substances]

o thats neat i guess

ya shes like a lil walkin nitelite

have u smoked b4 or am i givin u the intro tour

[citharede]

Of course I've smoked be four.

I'm not a twelve year old.

[substances]

hey u never kno
i had 2 teach a 21 year old how 2 smoke a while back
or well
eat edibles

[citharede]

You had to teach a 21 year old

how to eat

That's one special 21 year old.

[substances]

he knew how 2 eat

obvs

he just never had pot brownies b4 so i taught him abt it

[citharede]

Fair enough I guess.

So where am I meeting you, Weed Uncle?

...Are you a dude?

[substances]

ya im a dude

klaus hargreeves at ur service

& meet me @ the spa

[citharede]

That is an epic name, has anyone ever told you that?

[substances]

nope

i mean they thot my family was epic
or they liked my code name thing
but not my name specifically

[citharede]

Wait hold up hit pause, here, you have a code name?