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[citharede]

[ The girl on the feed is lying on her stomach on one of the barracks-style beds. Her hair is wet--freshly showered--and she's dressed in one of the spa bath robes. ]

So this place is fuckmazing. Free spa? Fresh food? Free booze? Yes please and thank you. Also these little dragon dudes are like the best thing to ever exist.

[ She points the camera toward one of the little dragons, who's going to town on a bowl of ice chips covered in hot sauce. The camera wobbles then focuses back on her. ]

His name is Stanley and I'll murder anyone who touches him. Just saying.

Oh, right, hey, I'm Athena Parker and I'm never leaving.

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[enumerator]

[ she believed the bit about the blood because arya comes from an absolute hellscape. she's less inclined to believe athena's next message, though. ]

Oh, for true? Name one person who "has it out for you." I bet you can't.

[citharede]

Sure I can.

Doug. If there's a Doug here he hates me.

[enumerator]

"If"? Sounds like you did not make enemies with Doug here. I think you're lying.

[ haha gotcha!!! ]

[citharede]

You got me.

But just give it time, I'll definitely have enemies for Stanley to destroy.