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[citharede]

[ The girl on the feed is lying on her stomach on one of the barracks-style beds. Her hair is wet--freshly showered--and she's dressed in one of the spa bath robes. ]

So this place is fuckmazing. Free spa? Fresh food? Free booze? Yes please and thank you. Also these little dragon dudes are like the best thing to ever exist.

[ She points the camera toward one of the little dragons, who's going to town on a bowl of ice chips covered in hot sauce. The camera wobbles then focuses back on her. ]

His name is Stanley and I'll murder anyone who touches him. Just saying.

Oh, right, hey, I'm Athena Parker and I'm never leaving.

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[arcadedragon]

Stanley is very cute.

They also like frozen fruit. Is that sriracha?

[citharede]

[ DUDE. WHAT A COOL MASK. She holds up a finger, slightly cockeyed, like she's signaling for someone's attention.]

First off, love the fashion choices happening here. [ She lets her hand drop and points the camera at Stanley again. ] Yeah, he seems to like it. I figure if the guy's gonna eat ice it might as well taste like something. Frozen fruit is a good idea.

[arcadedragon]

[And Genji's ego grew three sizes that day.]

Thank you. There's lights too.

[Because that's critical. Important ninja stuff. Bright lights that attract attention.]

They seem to be happy with ice but it does seem rather boring. The least we can do is let them experience some other choices.

[citharede]

Oh my god, you have a ninja rave mask.

[ AWESOME. ] Can I try it on?

[ Stanley leaves off his ice monching and jumps onto the bed, and Athena orients the camera back on herself. ]

I wonder what other stuff we could freeze for them. Meat? Vegetables? They've got to get their vitamins from somewhere.

[arcadedragon]

It wouldn't work, the visor part attaches to my head.

[But to be fair, no one has ever asked him that before. ]

We should make them popsicles! They must have flavored syrup at the bar.

[citharede]

You have a ninja rave mask fused to your head oh my god. That's the most metal thing I've ever heard.

[ She's just gonna start jumping on the bed while she talks to you Genji nbd. ]

Holy shit that's a great idea. I can't believe I didn't think of it. ...How cold does booze have to be to freeze anyway? We could probably freeze some beer and throw them a party.

[arcadedragon]

It comes off, it just would not fit you because it wouldn't have the necessary slots to slide into.

[He actually grins. If you think he didn't double jump from bed to bed in his room you clearly don't know him.]

Does alcohol freeze? We'd likely need it to be well below zero. Maybe if we had liquid nitrogen or dry ice.

[citharede]

Aw, man. That sucks. ...So wait, that means you're a cyborg?

[ EVEN MORE COOL. ]

I think beer freezes pretty easy? I just remember my dad getting pissed one year when he forgot his booze in the car overnight and all the bottles broke and got beer slushy everywhere. No idea about other stuff though.

[arcadedragon]

Exactly!

[Wow he likes her. Nailed it in one.]

There's a big standing freezer in the kitchen, and there was snow down by the park, but it probably needs to get much colder than that. If we pour beer into ice cube trays with toothpicks we could make them popsicles if we find a place that's cold enough.

[citharede]

That's so cool.

[ This place is the most awesome thing to ever happen. ]

What about--maybe the medical center? They've got to keep samples cold and stuff, right?

[arcadedragon]

Maybe? I have not been there but it's worth a try. I'm sure they'll let us borrow it in the interest of keeping the dragons hydrated. It's important.

[Or he'll just steal it.]

[citharede]

It is important.

And if they don't wanna share we can just steal it.

[ SHE AIN'T SHY. ]

[arcadedragon]

For the greater good of dragonkind.

[Oh he likes you.]

[citharede]

I've never used liquid nitrogen before.

[arcadedragon]

Neither have I. But I've seen someone use it.

[How hard could it be?]

[citharede]

Meet you at the medical center?

[ Not hard at all, nothing could possibly go wrong. ]

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[arcadedragon]

On my way!

[This is a good idea. This is the very best idea. He heads down to the Medical Center, probably wall running and double jumping because walking is for other people.]

Yo! Did you bring your dragon?