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[citharede]

[ The girl on the feed is lying on her stomach on one of the barracks-style beds. Her hair is wet--freshly showered--and she's dressed in one of the spa bath robes. ]

So this place is fuckmazing. Free spa? Fresh food? Free booze? Yes please and thank you. Also these little dragon dudes are like the best thing to ever exist.

[ She points the camera toward one of the little dragons, who's going to town on a bowl of ice chips covered in hot sauce. The camera wobbles then focuses back on her. ]

His name is Stanley and I'll murder anyone who touches him. Just saying.

Oh, right, hey, I'm Athena Parker and I'm never leaving.

Comments

[citharede]

You mean cthulhu dude?

[hypothermic]

Amongst others.

Don't trust anyone is what I'm saying, and don't show them where you sleep.

Or some sick bastard will definitely pee there.

[citharede]

I'm not an idiot. I don't know jackshit about you people yet.

Which others, though?

[hypothermic]

All of them, probably.

No matter where you go or what time period it is, people suck. That's a fact.

I don't trust a person until I've stolen their wallet.

[citharede]

[ Len is officially One Of Those People She Wants to Impress.

Because he is Cool. ]

Yeah? Well don't try lifting mine. I'll catch you.

[hypothermic]

I don't steal candy from babies.

Pretend this is formatted hoe

[citharede]

Good thing I don’t have much of a sweet tooth I guess.

[ that is a lie ]

[hypothermic]

Let me guess.

You smoke cigs and drink whiskey like adults do.

[citharede]

Cigarettes are nasty and whiskey tastes like gasoline.

[hypothermic]

So what's your poison?

[citharede]

Tequila.

Whiskey is a kick in the throat. Little too homey.

[hypothermic]

Milkshake.

Mint chocolate chip.

[citharede]

Well if we’re talking REAL food then a tropical fruit smoothie with lots of frozen pineapple.

[ Acknowledge her badassery Leonard she likes fruit that EATS BACK. ]

[hypothermic]

I could give or take pineapple.

I'd like it better if it was made of chocolate.