@Pratt

[theweakhavepurpose]

Since we're all asking for shit on the network... Has anyone seen any Doritos in any of the vending machines?

Specifically Cool Ranch but I'll take anything.

I don't have anything to trade unless you want to pet a wolf. Free wolf pets for Doritos. Sounds fair.

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Re: text: un: Poison

[theweakhavepurpose]

You are breaking my heart right now.

They're chips. Junk food.

Please don't make me explain chips I've had a hard few years and I don't think my brain is ready to process that.

[writtendestiny]

I know chips.

We don't have them where I come from, though.

[theweakhavepurpose]

What do you eat when you're done with the world and everyone in it then?

[writtendestiny]

I don't eat to hide from my problems.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Hey if you want to lie to yourself, have fun.

[writtendestiny]

I don't lie. About anything.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Sounds like something a liar would say.

I'm gonna guess this means that you don't have chips to trade for wolf pets?

[writtendestiny]

Why do you have wolf pelts?

[theweakhavepurpose]

I don't.

I have a wolf.

[writtendestiny]

That doesn't fill me with confidence.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Was it supposed to? It's just a statement.

I have a wolf.

I want Doritos.

My name is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County Sheriffs department.

The water pressure in the showers here sucks.

You try one now.

[writtendestiny]

[Others might have been put off. Poison, unfortunately(?) for Pratt, is not.]

Where did you get a wolf?

[theweakhavepurpose]

You're not very good at this.

From the Veteran's Center. She's a Judge.

[writtendestiny]

Oh, really? What does she judge?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Sinners

[writtendestiny]

What makes someone a sinner?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Come meet her and find out.

[writtendestiny]

Ominous.

But fine. Tell me where.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'm in the park.

Bring chips.