@Pratt

[theweakhavepurpose]

Since we're all asking for shit on the network... Has anyone seen any Doritos in any of the vending machines?

Specifically Cool Ranch but I'll take anything.

I don't have anything to trade unless you want to pet a wolf. Free wolf pets for Doritos. Sounds fair.

Comments

[writtendestiny]

Why do you have wolf pelts?

[theweakhavepurpose]

I don't.

I have a wolf.

[writtendestiny]

That doesn't fill me with confidence.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Was it supposed to? It's just a statement.

I have a wolf.

I want Doritos.

My name is Deputy Pratt of the Hope County Sheriffs department.

The water pressure in the showers here sucks.

You try one now.

[writtendestiny]

[Others might have been put off. Poison, unfortunately(?) for Pratt, is not.]

Where did you get a wolf?

[theweakhavepurpose]

You're not very good at this.

From the Veteran's Center. She's a Judge.

[writtendestiny]

Oh, really? What does she judge?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Sinners

[writtendestiny]

What makes someone a sinner?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Come meet her and find out.

[writtendestiny]

Ominous.

But fine. Tell me where.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'm in the park.

Bring chips.