@Pratt

[theweakhavepurpose]

Since we're all asking for shit on the network... Has anyone seen any Doritos in any of the vending machines?

Specifically Cool Ranch but I'll take anything.

I don't have anything to trade unless you want to pet a wolf. Free wolf pets for Doritos. Sounds fair.

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[deploy]

I saw some yellow paint chips that probably taste the same. Or better. I'm going to go with better.

Cool ranch is the worst Dorito flavour of all time.

Anyway. I'll tell you which wall they're on if you let me pet your wolf.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You fucking take that back. This is the hill I will die on.

[deploy]

If you want to die with cool ranch on your fingers, be my guest.

But I would rather rest in cheese. Nacho cheese. Like a man.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'm secure in my love of ranch.

I bet you're the kind of person who drinks a diet coke with your junk food.

[deploy]

Excuse you. I'm not a goddamn heathen.

I drink my Coke as it's meant to be... drunk. Full sugar. Straight to the hips. Probably poisonous.

I bet you drink Mountain Dew. I bet you dip your disgusting ranchy fingers INTO the mountain dew and lick them off.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Why the fuck would I dip my fingers into my Mountain Dew? Who the hell does that?

I wipe them off on my pants like a normal fucking person.

[deploy]

Wow. That's hot. Seriously.

Mr. Cool Ranch with the Orange Streaks.

Definitely the guy I want on my squad. You're obviously all about efficiency.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'll have you know I fill out paperwork the fastest in the whole precinct.

Because like hell am I gonna stay late to do that shit.

Look taunt me about Mountain Dew all you want, go a few years without any soda and you'll be begging for off-brand Mr. Pibb.