@Pratt

[theweakhavepurpose]

Since we're all asking for shit on the network... Has anyone seen any Doritos in any of the vending machines?

Specifically Cool Ranch but I'll take anything.

I don't have anything to trade unless you want to pet a wolf. Free wolf pets for Doritos. Sounds fair.

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[deploy]

Wow. That's hot. Seriously.

Mr. Cool Ranch with the Orange Streaks.

Definitely the guy I want on my squad. You're obviously all about efficiency.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'll have you know I fill out paperwork the fastest in the whole precinct.

Because like hell am I gonna stay late to do that shit.

Look taunt me about Mountain Dew all you want, go a few years without any soda and you'll be begging for off-brand Mr. Pibb.