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Since we're all asking for shit on the network... Has anyone seen any Doritos in any of the vending machines?

Specifically Cool Ranch but I'll take anything.

I don't have anything to trade unless you want to pet a wolf. Free wolf pets for Doritos. Sounds fair.

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[His wolf is a TRAITOR and she is not getting a cookie later.

No, that's a lie. She is because Pratt is a sap and he can't resist cute animals begging for treats.]

Could set snares for some of the animals up top. See if they're edible. Wire is better than rope but.. desperate times or something.

[You give this good girl a cookie or we're gonna TANGLE.]

I'm sure there's some busted machines I could pull some wires out of, but this'll be more than good enough for now. I mean, unless we're up against a bunch of huge carnivores or something?

You don't really want to eat them though. That's why no one eats bear. Carnivores have all kinds of gnarly shit in them that can make you sick if you eat it.

But we can get a pelt or something. I never did fully turn that mammoth hide into a rug back in Hadriel.

Huh. I did not know that.

[Science boy over here learning some NATURE FACTS]

To be fair, things got really out of hand at the end, there. Maybe we can like, wrangle you a space mammoth here or something.

I don't really need a rug but since I took the pelt it seems wasteful that it's probably just rotting in my house.

Unless they pulled in a whole new set of people and someone is living there now.

I mean, the rooms here are kinda... bland and futuristic? A rug would probably be nice.

The way I understood it, they weren't gonna need to do that anymore? We did kind of kill the killer robots.

True. And they got their nautilus things back.

Guess no one gets to use my collection of canned corn I left in the loft. Seems like a waste now. But I guess that's what happens when you collect shit like a prepper and never need it.

Yeah, that's a thing. I think I still have a photo of one of those.

[He's just gonna whip his phone out and start idly flipping through the photos. So many photos.]

You never know, man. Maybe the nautilus guys are eating it.

I hope so.

[He watches realizing he'd taken like.. ten photos in all of Hadriel.]

Does that still work? I haven't turned mine on because I was afraid I wouldn't have a way to charge it if it ran out of juice. It's powered by the gods or something right?

[that's ok peter took like A BILLION he'll share]

This one's actually my phone from back home, I still have the charger for it. And somehow I haven't destroyed either, go me. I can probably figure out to get the phones from Hadriel charged, there's all kinds of stuff here I can use.

Now that I think about it I'm not sure why I'm conserving the battery anyway. Not like I'm going to call Fear and shoot the shit randomly.

[ And he legit didn't consider that might work. Wait.. would that work? Could he seriously call up Fear and annoy him with how poorly the Door worked? He may try that later.]

I wish I had my phone from home. I'm missing all my games.

You say that, but now I kinda wanna see if we can try. If they run on god juice, calling Hadriel probably wouldn't be outside of the realm of possibilities.

[Not that he wants to call the gods, but Pratt might be onto something. Because fuck Fear srsly]

Half my games don't even work anymore, I just keep it for the photos mostly.

Eugh. Please don't ever call it 'god juice' again.

I'm sorry, you're right, that was kind of horrible.

But seriously. I wanna see if we can do it.

I'm down to try and text Fear. He's the only one I really talked to other than Love who mostly shouted nice things at me via text.

I tried to get them to put in a Starbucks and it never happened. So Love is dead to me.

Love was. Interesting. I don't think I ever had a chance to talk to them. I'm kinda still annoyed with Fear, though. I just-- Mmm. God, that guy just rubbed me the wrong way, y'know?

[Because of the whole thing with Delight and then the whole being abandoned on the ice world thing UUUGH FEAR.]

Maybe we can re-purpose something here into a Starbucks. Someone's gotta know how to grow coffee beans, right?

I dunno, I kinda get it. He didn't ask for this shit either.

[ From one coward to another, he understands a lot of what Fear did.]

Doesn't it take like a pound of coffee beans to brew one cup of coffee? I think I saw that in a commercial once. We'd have to have an acre of coffee growing.

Ugh, yeah. I guess that's fair. It wasn't a good situation for any of us.

[UGH well now Peter feels like the asshole. A little bit.]

I... don't actually know. Never been much of a coffee drinker.

Probably propaganda to get me to buy their coffee. But when you buy beans and then grind them there's a lot less so maybe?

Worth a try though - it's not like we've got much else going on. Might as well have coffee.

[That is step one to a happier Pratt.]

I know lots of different sciences, but coffee science isn't one of them.

I'm sure someone will figure coffee out somewhere down the line.

You're failing me so hard right now.

I'll build you a fancy coffee pot, how's that?

How about one of those mugs that keeps it at the proper coffee temperature?

Like a thermal travel mug? Yeah, I can probably whip something like that up. Until we have good coffee, you can probably use it for... hot water, I guess.

I'll keep it for coffee yet to come. As inspiration.

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