@Pratt

[theweakhavepurpose]

Since we're all asking for shit on the network... Has anyone seen any Doritos in any of the vending machines?

Specifically Cool Ranch but I'll take anything.

I don't have anything to trade unless you want to pet a wolf. Free wolf pets for Doritos. Sounds fair.

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[theweakhavepurpose]

I'm down to try and text Fear. He's the only one I really talked to other than Love who mostly shouted nice things at me via text.

I tried to get them to put in a Starbucks and it never happened. So Love is dead to me.

[itsnotaonesie]

Love was. Interesting. I don't think I ever had a chance to talk to them. I'm kinda still annoyed with Fear, though. I just-- Mmm. God, that guy just rubbed me the wrong way, y'know?

[Because of the whole thing with Delight and then the whole being abandoned on the ice world thing UUUGH FEAR.]

Maybe we can re-purpose something here into a Starbucks. Someone's gotta know how to grow coffee beans, right?

[theweakhavepurpose]

I dunno, I kinda get it. He didn't ask for this shit either.

[ From one coward to another, he understands a lot of what Fear did.]

Doesn't it take like a pound of coffee beans to brew one cup of coffee? I think I saw that in a commercial once. We'd have to have an acre of coffee growing.

[itsnotaonesie]

Ugh, yeah. I guess that's fair. It wasn't a good situation for any of us.

[UGH well now Peter feels like the asshole. A little bit.]

I... don't actually know. Never been much of a coffee drinker.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Probably propaganda to get me to buy their coffee. But when you buy beans and then grind them there's a lot less so maybe?

Worth a try though - it's not like we've got much else going on. Might as well have coffee.

[That is step one to a happier Pratt.]

[itsnotaonesie]

I know lots of different sciences, but coffee science isn't one of them.

I'm sure someone will figure coffee out somewhere down the line.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You're failing me so hard right now.

[itsnotaonesie]

I'll build you a fancy coffee pot, how's that?

[theweakhavepurpose]

How about one of those mugs that keeps it at the proper coffee temperature?

[itsnotaonesie]

Like a thermal travel mug? Yeah, I can probably whip something like that up. Until we have good coffee, you can probably use it for... hot water, I guess.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'll keep it for coffee yet to come. As inspiration.

[itsnotaonesie]

I'm already feeling inspired. I'll add it to my to do list.