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a n g e l . ([personal profile] circumspector) wrote in [community profile] redshiftrp2020-02-04 12:20 pm

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Hi again - better news, kind of. At least more useful news.

[ she gives a quick little wave hello. ]

So first of all, quick update on the Reindire. I think I got them addicted to tequila by mistake? In my defence I didn't know that's not normal food for animals like this. I am trying to limit their habit of drinking it with water, but also a robot dedicated to make tequila sunrises just for them in case they get agitated, but dividing it with water or other liquids to ween them off.

Apart from that, they seem to really like Mercenary Day food. Which I've been told you guys call 'Christmas'. But Mercenary Day cake, eggnog, little brightly wrapped candies, something I'm informed is 'pine tree' leaves and 'holly'. That sort of thing. I'm not sure who to tell that to, so if someone could pass that along to the appropriate administration.

Secondly, I made a book, to help people that might be new to space travel. Since not everyone comes from a time and place where they are used to this. [ she lifts up the ring binder of pages, glossily laminated. ] There is no technical speak in here, it's just a no nonsense description of how to put in suits, what to do in the case of chemical fires, what to do if you find yourself in a zero gravity situation. It has pictures too just in case someone can't read or finds the terms hard to grasp. I am leaving a copy for anyone that wants it in the library. I'm more than happy to digitise it as well if anyone would prefer that.

Lastly, in case there is any confusion, I am the big white deer thing with stars and bones that hangs around with the other animals. Please don't try to have me for dinner at any point. I'll give you a warning bite.
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-03-15 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
You can read, can't you, babe? [He thinks by adding a teasing lilt to that, he's being charming.] What's my network I.D.?
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-03-15 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you calling yourself a liar?

Wait, now I remember: you said you ran surveillance once, right?

[Among other things? That's what he remembers '4N631' saying; it stuck out to him.]
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-03-16 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Scaramouche has a feeling it does matter--whatever 'it' is. His curiosity quickly fades as she goes over everything she said before. When he replies, there's a smile in his voice again.]

Does that make you a robot, too?

[What? A lot of bots on Earth look nothing like bots.]
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numerouno: do not take (CXXXIII)

[personal profile] numerouno 2020-03-30 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why can't you do it now?
numerouno: do not take (CXXVII)

[personal profile] numerouno 2020-03-30 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Scaramouche peers curiously at the display.]

Wait, so you're sayin' you didn't have a body?
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-03-31 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[She used to be sort of human? Does he even ask?

He offers a flippant throwaway line in return:]


For what it's worth: you wear them well.
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-04-08 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Anytime, doll.

[Back to him:]

Whattaya like about bots?
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-04-12 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's gotta be honest--that wasn't the kind of answer he was looking for.]

Too bad you can't see mine.
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-04-22 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you would if you could.
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-04-26 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
And what kind of person would that be?
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[personal profile] numerouno 2020-05-07 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

[The smile in his voice suggests that this reveal doesn't faze him in the slightest. On the contrary: he's intrigued.]

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