text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

@ray.jack

[fessus]

Uhhh I have a shirt but idk what size you are and this is all really kind of sketchy. I mean ig it makes sense or it would if 'for exposure' weren't such a meme but you didn't even say your name/title so lol?

[floozie]

Don't worry about it, Ray. I know you're not my size.

You and Hot.Damn are going to hurt my feelings. I don't know what a meme is, but what's sketchy about asking someone to do my laundry?

[fessus]

lmao wow sad

Zelos is this you? It's sketchy that you're not paying them fwiw

[floozie]

Of course it is. Know anyone else capable of radiating this kind of personality through letters on a screen?

I understood about half of your message. Are you writing badly on purpose to confuse me?

[fessus]

Yeah

And no. It's text speak, you make stuff shorter to save time. You seriously don't do that? ig not since you don't know what a meme is........ lmao = laughing my ass off, fwiw = for what it's worth, ig = i guess

[floozie]

fwiw I don't believe you.

You should get a load of my world and then say that. We have technology, but nothing like this; we're still writing letters to one another. If someone wrote "Zelos, you're so funny lmao," though, I'd think that was pretty great. I can see the appeal.

[fessus]

You should get a load of my friends and then say that LMAO two can play that game

Whoa you typed a semicolon, fancy. Most people are way more chill in how they type than how they talk, it's not like sending a big long letter to somebody. If I'm sending hundreds of messages a day I have to save time yk

[floozie]

I'm a fancy man, Ray.

If your friends are a bunch of cute girls then I'm interested. Are they the ones you're sending hundreds of messages a day to, you dog? I guess you look kind of mysterious and women dig that, but you're shy when you're naked and you're honestly kind of spacey.

It could go either way for you!

1/3

[fessus]

[ This... is.........

Wow. ]

2/3

[fessus]

[ oh my god no one has talked to him like this, not unless they're Gladio and even still it's not like THIS ]

3/3

[fessus]

Why would your mind even GO there so quick, wow, no lol......

We were talking about how you don't know how to text, this has nothing to do with girls or w/e.

[floozie]

Why would I talk about something so boring when I could be talking about girls instead?

You were the one who brought them up in the first place.

[fessus]

No? I wasn't?? My friends aren't girls

I mean I have a friend who's a girl but that's not what I'm even talking about rn.

[floozie]

"I have a friend who's a girl," lmao.

What's her name?

[fessus]

First of all gj with lmao, you're using it right 👍 props where deserved

Second though does it matter? You're not gonna know who she is.

1/2

[floozie]

Thanks, but I clearly haven't even scratched the surface. Did you draw that?

I shouldn't be focusing on your skills when you've just insulted a lovely lady by saying her name doesn't matter. What if she arrives here the same way we did and I tell her you've been rude behind her back? If I don't know her name, I can't address her properly either, you know?

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[floozie]

I guess I'll just have to call her "hot stuff."

1/3

[fessus]

[ ...............,,, ]

2/3

[fessus]

Lunafreya

[ That's my future wife. ]

3/3

[fessus]

No I didn't draw it, look how good it looks

[ self-dunk ]

It's an emoji, you can use shortcuts to type them. Type thumbsup and then tell me what you see.

1/3

[floozie]

Lunafreya is such a pretty name. I'm sure it pales in comparison to her good looks and charm. Thumbs up if she's single.👍

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[floozie]

👍👍👍👍👍

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[floozie]

This is actually pretty fun.

1/2

[fessus]

Okay cool you figured it out

[ bUT ALSO ]

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[fessus]

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎