text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[floozie]

I'm a fancy man, Ray.

If your friends are a bunch of cute girls then I'm interested. Are they the ones you're sending hundreds of messages a day to, you dog? I guess you look kind of mysterious and women dig that, but you're shy when you're naked and you're honestly kind of spacey.

It could go either way for you!

1/3

[fessus]

[ This... is.........

Wow. ]

2/3

[fessus]

[ oh my god no one has talked to him like this, not unless they're Gladio and even still it's not like THIS ]

3/3

[fessus]

Why would your mind even GO there so quick, wow, no lol......

We were talking about how you don't know how to text, this has nothing to do with girls or w/e.

[floozie]

Why would I talk about something so boring when I could be talking about girls instead?

You were the one who brought them up in the first place.

[fessus]

No? I wasn't?? My friends aren't girls

I mean I have a friend who's a girl but that's not what I'm even talking about rn.

[floozie]

"I have a friend who's a girl," lmao.

What's her name?

[fessus]

First of all gj with lmao, you're using it right 👍 props where deserved

Second though does it matter? You're not gonna know who she is.

1/2

[floozie]

Thanks, but I clearly haven't even scratched the surface. Did you draw that?

I shouldn't be focusing on your skills when you've just insulted a lovely lady by saying her name doesn't matter. What if she arrives here the same way we did and I tell her you've been rude behind her back? If I don't know her name, I can't address her properly either, you know?

2/2

[floozie]

I guess I'll just have to call her "hot stuff."

1/3

[fessus]

[ ...............,,, ]

2/3

[fessus]

Lunafreya

[ That's my future wife. ]

3/3

[fessus]

No I didn't draw it, look how good it looks

[ self-dunk ]

It's an emoji, you can use shortcuts to type them. Type thumbsup and then tell me what you see.

1/3

[floozie]

Lunafreya is such a pretty name. I'm sure it pales in comparison to her good looks and charm. Thumbs up if she's single.👍

2/3

[floozie]

👍👍👍👍👍

3/3

[floozie]

This is actually pretty fun.

1/2

[fessus]

Okay cool you figured it out

[ bUT ALSO ]

2/2

[fessus]

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[floozie]

You'll find that I'm a pretty quick learner. I just don't like to bother most of the time.

Got any more you can show me? Or should I start figuring these out on my own.

[fessus]

Wow you just moved on from me shutting you down on her behalf like nothing happened.... hey

[ Why aren't you properly devastated, how is your self-esteem LIKE THIS ]

Yeah? I mean there's tons, it could be a whole class that I could teach for a year lmao, I'm the master of all things digital 🧠

1/2

[floozie]

(INDOMITABLE

also he gets criticized for it like, every five minutes. so it just sort of rolls off of him now.)

That was a shut down? Put more effort in and maybe I'll notice the next one.

Don't make it into a formal class, then I definitely won't want to learn any new ones. That's a cute brain, though. Are there any hearts?

2/2

[floozie]

(oh. would you look at that? typing "heart" brought up a whole serious of suggestions!)

Perfect.❤️

Man, I rule.

[fessus]

No way, I'm not a tryhard. [ this fucking logic man it's just incredible ]

Don't you think it's kinda weird to be focused on girls when we've just been teleported to some weird space colony or smth? Ig over time or w/e but I'm more into ☄️🏃‍♂️🧟‍♂️

That's me riding a meteor back home, the zombie's just bc I think he's cool.

[floozie]

You call me weird for liking girls then go on to say something as lame as that? Right after?

You're the weird one. Zombies aren't cool, they're gross.

[fessus]

It doesn't matter if it's lame, the point is we should probably have priorities. That's all.

And it's not that zombies are cool, it's the emoji that's cool. No one likes dealing with stuff like that irl