@Pratt || Video

[theweakhavepurpose]

[The video opens on Princess Thug who is happily gnawing on a reindire antler, a new purple collar around her neck with a few blingy rhinestones on it. She's been bathed and groomed so she looks like a delightful floof of a wolf right now and not the fierce, murdering Judge she should be. Jacob would be furious.]

So I opened a bunch of the presents or whatever they were, outside in the crashed ship and PT got some good stuff.

Did uh.. Did anyone find something that seemed really meant for them? Maybe something a little fucked up?

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[circumspector]

Something like that.

Wanna come get a drink with me? I've really gotten into these Tequila Sunrise things.

[theweakhavepurpose]

If I start drinking I'll never stop.

But I'll come to the bar.

[circumspector]

Sounds good. I always enjoy company.

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[theweakhavepurpose]

[He'll be there in a bit, managing to somehow always look haggard and slightly starved even though he's just eaten and showered. Ignoring the bar-bot completely he casually heads behind to counter to do something creative with syrup and club soda.

If only because he's not going to drink the syrup out of the bottle in front of someone else.]

[circumspector]

[ She is - well - a girl with a head of horns and a tail to match. Sleek with her fur and soft to the touch as she ruffles her mane.

In one sense he will spot her before she sees him. In another, his heart beat picks her ears up, tilting her head towards him. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

[She sure is.]

How're the tequila sunrises treating you?

[circumspector]

[ Angel smiles, tail flicking her contentment. There is a easy contentment there, she would never get tired of just talking to people in this way. Happy, honest, and herself. ]

Pretty good. Then again, my increased metabolism means I can knock them back for a while, so we'll see how I go.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Well the bot will keep them coming forever. I dunno how we haven't run out of tequila yet. Unless we have and I didn't notice but I'm sure someone would have trashed the place if that happened.

Just.. you know. I've been here almost a year and it keeps making the same thing constantly.

[circumspector]

Probably because no one has taught them. Robots like these are like little kids. They don't know until you tell them how to do it.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Don't you have to program that kind of stuff?

[circumspector]

Yes and no. To begin with yes, but that's the difference between AI and VI.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'm just going to nod like I know what the hell you're talking about. Because I don't.

[circumspector]

AI is artifical intelligence, but that's just a fancy way of saying thinking like you and I are capable of. Thinking, feeling, learning, creating, developing themselves. You know - what makes people, people.

Virtual Intelligence is like uhm... here let me show you.

[ She rummages around off-screen for a few seconds, out of shot except her tail which is flicking back and for as she seems to reach for something. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

So they get smarter? The more they do stuff they learn how to do it better or whatever? That's kinda cool. But my guess is at some point it goes horribly wrong and they murder everyone.

That's the plot of almost every robot movie.

[circumspector]

[ ...... Oh CL4P-TP. Living up to the expectation. ]

Not that often, actually. Sure some of them want to kill, mostly because that's what everyone does in my part of the galaxy. But just as many open book shops or become pole dancers or whatever.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Pole dancers.

Do they look like people or robots?

[He's not caught up on Westworld, but if they look like that, he can see the appeal.]

[circumspector]

Robots. Just... Metal stock limbed robots.

[theweakhavepurpose]

And someone finds that sexy?

[circumspector]

If there is one thing I have learned watching the Borderlands: don't ask. You never, ever really want to know.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You know.. you're right. I really don't.

[circumspector]

Safe choice, trust me on that.