@Pratt || Video

[theweakhavepurpose]

[The video opens on Princess Thug who is happily gnawing on a reindire antler, a new purple collar around her neck with a few blingy rhinestones on it. She's been bathed and groomed so she looks like a delightful floof of a wolf right now and not the fierce, murdering Judge she should be. Jacob would be furious.]

So I opened a bunch of the presents or whatever they were, outside in the crashed ship and PT got some good stuff.

Did uh.. Did anyone find something that seemed really meant for them? Maybe something a little fucked up?

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

So they get smarter? The more they do stuff they learn how to do it better or whatever? That's kinda cool. But my guess is at some point it goes horribly wrong and they murder everyone.

That's the plot of almost every robot movie.

[circumspector]

[ ...... Oh CL4P-TP. Living up to the expectation. ]

Not that often, actually. Sure some of them want to kill, mostly because that's what everyone does in my part of the galaxy. But just as many open book shops or become pole dancers or whatever.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Pole dancers.

Do they look like people or robots?

[He's not caught up on Westworld, but if they look like that, he can see the appeal.]

[circumspector]

Robots. Just... Metal stock limbed robots.

[theweakhavepurpose]

And someone finds that sexy?

[circumspector]

If there is one thing I have learned watching the Borderlands: don't ask. You never, ever really want to know.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You know.. you're right. I really don't.

[circumspector]

Safe choice, trust me on that.