text; un: a.z.fell

[oldbookshop]

To Whom It May Concern:

Hello. I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet all of you. I hope that this message finds you well.

I am seeking to assemble a group of individuals who might be interested in making the parlor we were first received in more palatable. We could stand to remove the dead plants, at the very least. A little bit of comfort, I've found, goes rather a long way in these sorts of situations. And it's a fairly intimidating room as-is, I'm afraid.

Please understand that there is no obligation to take part in this effort. I understand that it could be considered a... a bit of a light concern to prioritize. There won't be any hard feelings, as they say. I shall endeavour to complete this task to the best of my ability regardless, and any time you've taken to consider my request is, of course, deeply appreciated.


Many blessings,
A.Z. Fell

[ because when in doubt, format it like a workplace memo. we don't talk about how long it probably took him to type this out. ]

Comments

text; un: r.shepard

[queenofthegirlscouts]

[ There is something so charming about this log on the network that Shepard can't even. She can't even. ]

A.Z. Fell,

Your idea is a good one; it is a pretty intimidating room and no sense in adding to the doom-and-gloom aspect if we can help it. In my experience, little things like that can help keep morale up or at least start things off on a better footing, which is better for everyone.

I'd be more than happy to help in any way I can.

Regards,
R. Shepard

[oldbookshop]

R. Shepard,

Thank you for your interest! I believe that even one person volunteering can make an enormous difference. It certainly makes a difference to me, at the least.

This project is likely to consist more of straightforward cleaning than anything else, if you're amenable. We should all have time to contribute personal touches in the future. I'm happy to send word once I have things a touch more organised.

Regards,
A.Z. Fell

text; UN: Spides

[itsnotaonesie]

Dude that is the best idea!!!

that room straight up gave me the turbo creeps when i got here, it's probably creeping everybody out.

I have like zero talent for interior decorating but if you need any heavy lifting done look me up.

oh I'm Peter btw hi

[oldbookshop]

[ He doesn't know what btw is and at this point he's too afraid to ask. Maybe Peter has a very odd last name. Maybe it's an official title of some sort. ]

Hello, Peter.

I've found that the matter of interior decoration is really rather subjective, if you decide you'd like to try your hand at it. We seem to be in agreement over the state the room is in currently. That's surely a good starting point.

I'd be very pleased to have you with us either way. Shall I send you a message with further details once I have details to share?

[itsnotaonesie]

[We'll learn you the text slang soon enough, bro]

Details would be fantastic, yes. That'll help me plan my other stuff around this.

text; @aa

[livingdeadgirl]

that is a great idea Mr or Ms Fell!
I'd be happy to help spruce the place up
I bet it will look great with fresh plants and the fountain going

[ oh wait we're doing it like a letter I guess? ]

sincerely,
Ami Aihara

[oldbookshop]

Ami Aihara,

My apologies. Mister Fell should do nicely, if you like. It does rather escape my mind from time to time, making the distinction.

Your assistance will be greatly appreciated. It would be quite nice if someone managed to get the fountain back into working order, wouldn't it? We could benefit from being optimistic.

I'll be sure to send word once I have more of the details in order.

Regards,
A.Z. Fell

[livingdeadgirl]

sadly I'm not much of a plumber lol
but I know how to wrangle a broom!
oh and peter was saying we should update that video right?
maybe I could help with that also

thanks for organizing this!
we will have it spic and span in no time :D

sincerely,
Ami

text; @shuckitall

[sobloodyinspired]

Not a bad idea, honestly. It's awful enough waking up in a place like this without the receiving area being so shoddy. Let me know what you need, and I'll help out.

I'm Newt.

[oldbookshop]

I'm pleased to meet you, Newt, and pleased to hear that you're in agreement. I don't expect there's terribly much we can do beyond cleaning just yet, but any assistance in that area would be greatly appreciated.

I'll be sure to send word when things are a bit more in hand. I'm sure it would be lovely to have you along.

[sobloodyinspired]

Likewise, mate. Yeah, but from the state of things, that might take a bit in itself. Absolutely. I hang around the agricultural area a lot, if you ever need to go looking for me or anything. It feels the most like... well, it wasn't quite home, but it's the only home I remember. So... whatever. Sentiment still wears the same, I guess.