text; un: a.z.fell

[oldbookshop]

To Whom It May Concern:

Hello. I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet all of you. I hope that this message finds you well.

I am seeking to assemble a group of individuals who might be interested in making the parlor we were first received in more palatable. We could stand to remove the dead plants, at the very least. A little bit of comfort, I've found, goes rather a long way in these sorts of situations. And it's a fairly intimidating room as-is, I'm afraid.

Please understand that there is no obligation to take part in this effort. I understand that it could be considered a... a bit of a light concern to prioritize. There won't be any hard feelings, as they say. I shall endeavour to complete this task to the best of my ability regardless, and any time you've taken to consider my request is, of course, deeply appreciated.


Many blessings,
A.Z. Fell

[ because when in doubt, format it like a workplace memo. we don't talk about how long it probably took him to type this out. ]

Comments

[oldbookshop]

[ He doesn't know what btw is and at this point he's too afraid to ask. Maybe Peter has a very odd last name. Maybe it's an official title of some sort. ]

Hello, Peter.

I've found that the matter of interior decoration is really rather subjective, if you decide you'd like to try your hand at it. We seem to be in agreement over the state the room is in currently. That's surely a good starting point.

I'd be very pleased to have you with us either way. Shall I send you a message with further details once I have details to share?

[itsnotaonesie]

[We'll learn you the text slang soon enough, bro]

Details would be fantastic, yes. That'll help me plan my other stuff around this.