video;

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

Do you know that plants respond to being threatened?

[Apropos of nothing, Crowley is here to give everyone horticulture advice.]

Honestly. Go and look at the apple trees and see if you can tell which one I've been talking to. I'll give you a tip - it's not daring to let the other ones outshine it. That's science right there.

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[numerouno]

What's next, the pillars? What about the walls?

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

If I thought they'd respond to the encouragement I might try it, but I'm sure you understand that walls aren't actually alive.

[numerouno]

[To parrot what was said in the post, and in a bored monotone:]

That's science, right?

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

If you want to call it that. Don't think any effort's gone into studying whether nor not walls are conscious.

[He knows they say 'walls have ears' but he doesn't think that's what they mean.]

[numerouno]

No better time than now to start, babe.

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

[Snrk.]

If you're interested in the sapience of Anchor's walls you be my guest. I'll stick with the plants.

[numerouno]

You like talkin' to things that don't talk back, don't you, babe?

[Do it yourself, in other words.]