video;

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

Do you know that plants respond to being threatened?

[Apropos of nothing, Crowley is here to give everyone horticulture advice.]

Honestly. Go and look at the apple trees and see if you can tell which one I've been talking to. I'll give you a tip - it's not daring to let the other ones outshine it. That's science right there.

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[birdical]

They cannot move from where they are born. You may walk away.

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

Lack of mobility doesn't have any impact on a being's morality, you know.

[birdical]

It only speaks of yours.

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

Oh, you can't make me feel bad by appealing to my better nature. I don't have one.

[birdical]

Tell me your nature, then.

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

I'm a demon. Sure you can fill in the rest.

[birdical]

What is a demon?

[Apparently not.]

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

[You know, he should have expected that one day he would come up against this kind of question... but he's still surprised by it.]

Where I come from, the humans are in the middle - on Earth. The good things are Up, and the bad things are Down. I'm one of the bad things.

[birdical]

You are... underground.

[saunteredvaguelydownwards]

Eh, yes and no.

[He shrugs.]

You're not finding us by going digging with a shovel or anything.