text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[text | @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

"for exposure"

are you fucking serious?????

@mercy;

[enumerator]

Haven't you ever heard of paying in favors?

@ray.jack

[fessus]

Uhhh I have a shirt but idk what size you are and this is all really kind of sketchy. I mean ig it makes sense or it would if 'for exposure' weren't such a meme but you didn't even say your name/title so lol?

text; @Spides

[itsnotaonesie]

no maids or butlers, but I can hook you up with a mostly functional Roomba.

as for shirts you might wanna try looting some of the abandoned rooms. don't worry, you won't have to peel them off of dead bodies or anything.

text @totheark

[0thingsonmymind]

what

text; @apocalypseArisen

[livingdeadgirl]

[ You know that feeling when you're playing Dwarf Fortress, and you get a new batch of migrants, and one of them turns out to be a Noble? ... yeah, Ami doesn't either, but it's a little like that. ]

im going to go out on a limb and guess you are new here
if so welcome to anchor
and im sorry to have to disappoint you!
perhaps back home you are used to being waited on hand and foot
but things work a little differently here
a lot of work goes into keeping the colony running
and you will be expected to do your fair share!

@Sparrow

[arcadedragon]

I too am used to having everyone do things for me. But you'll not find the same is available here. I've had to learn how to do many things for myself.

I can teach you to do laundry if you wish to learn.

text; @GOSUCKADICK

[substances]

sure ill do it

[voice to text | @SCARAMOUCHE]

[numerouno]

So who are you again?

[He's not reading all these responses to find out; he's got better things to do.]