text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[fessus]

Sounds good, and don't think I'm missing all the text speak too, gj (good job) 👍🏻

Yes

[floozie]

(FLUFFS HIS HAIR IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE COMPLIMENTS)

There are so many to remember, but it if means something so simple takes less time and effort? I'm there.

It is a machine? Does it fly?

[fessus]

That's what I'm saying

Uhhh yes and then no. [ Unless it's a very souped up Regalia but. ]

[floozie]

No aerial transportation, then.

Is that what they are? A form of transportation?

[fessus]

✅

[floozie]

Damn, I'm good. I wish you could fly it, though.

I'm smelling something rank up here, is that the monsters? There's goo all over the floor!

[fessus]

Idk if that really counts as you having figured it out js.

Check your hair, smell that and see if it's it lol. Jk, the smell gets worse when you get near the fields and stuff but who knows why. Maybe it's that?

1/4

[floozie]

(hop-hops to keep away from it. you never know when's something'll poison ya.)

It totally does. I can keep guessing, but it's kind of pointless if I've never seen one. I'm picturing some kind of carriage, though.

Unless it's a boat.

2/4

[floozie]

3/4

[floozie]

No way, from what I saw in that introduction video, there was no water at all outside of Anchor.

It has to be a mechanical carriage.

4/4

[floozie]

Alright, I'm as far as I want to get without company. Hurry up and find me!

I'm next to a sign that says "R&D" and it's hard to miss. It's twice my height.