text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[floozie]

(... lifts the communicator higher while he's walking so the energy that powers them can find his. is he supposed to use his mana as well? how do they operate without it? it's one of life's great mysteries...)

You can make fun of me all you want, I'm used to it. Calling me a grandpa because I don't know what they use instead of magitechnology is fair, but I'm a quick learner. Feel free to regale me with explanation after explanation!❤️

The cars can be a surprise though. Or I can guess what they do in 20 questions.

(look at him go, texting on the go. soon he'll be indistinguishable from a millennial.)

[fessus]

Ftr I said you SOUND like a grandpa, didn't technically call you one so I think I get a pass. And I can do that but only if you explain magitechnology to me, sound fair?

[ Suddenly he's glad that this is over text. It allows him to hide his instinctive distaste upon reading that word, one that brings with it some very unpleasant associations. Zelos isn't from Niflheim or even Eos at all, and remembering that is all that keeps his response calm. ]

20 questions like that yes or no game? Okay shoot, big shot

[floozie]

Sure, ig I don't mind. It's a lot to text so I'll tell you when we meet up.

You said you were going to take one for a spin, so do you sit on it?

[fessus]

Sounds good, and don't think I'm missing all the text speak too, gj (good job) 👍🏻

Yes

[floozie]

(FLUFFS HIS HAIR IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE COMPLIMENTS)

There are so many to remember, but it if means something so simple takes less time and effort? I'm there.

It is a machine? Does it fly?

[fessus]

That's what I'm saying

Uhhh yes and then no. [ Unless it's a very souped up Regalia but. ]

[floozie]

No aerial transportation, then.

Is that what they are? A form of transportation?

[fessus]

✅

[floozie]

Damn, I'm good. I wish you could fly it, though.

I'm smelling something rank up here, is that the monsters? There's goo all over the floor!

[fessus]

Idk if that really counts as you having figured it out js.

Check your hair, smell that and see if it's it lol. Jk, the smell gets worse when you get near the fields and stuff but who knows why. Maybe it's that?

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[floozie]

(hop-hops to keep away from it. you never know when's something'll poison ya.)

It totally does. I can keep guessing, but it's kind of pointless if I've never seen one. I'm picturing some kind of carriage, though.

Unless it's a boat.

2/4

[floozie]

3/4

[floozie]

No way, from what I saw in that introduction video, there was no water at all outside of Anchor.

It has to be a mechanical carriage.

4/4

[floozie]

Alright, I'm as far as I want to get without company. Hurry up and find me!

I'm next to a sign that says "R&D" and it's hard to miss. It's twice my height.