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[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[arcadedragon]

What kind of service?

Rich and handsome isn't exactly useful. Especially since the rich part did not follow you here.

[floozie]

That's just a polite thing people say that doesn't actually mean anything, but I don't have to explain that to you. Besides, I'm rich in plenty of other qualities lmao.

What's your story, anyway? Do you know how you wound up here?

[arcadedragon]

If it doesn't mean anything then why say it?

I went through a teleporter and wound up here. And yourself?

[He was thrown through it. Shh.]

[floozie]

I don't know, ig I just grew up saying it. Good point, though; I'm going to strike that one from my usual greetings.

I don't remember a lot from that time, so I couldn't even begin to guess. Turns out it doesn't matter, because the way home's blocked anyway. Don't we have any whizzes around capable of fixing the damn thing?

[arcadedragon]

A few. They are working on it.

The teleporter only seems to work one way. They're trying to reverse engineer it to create another one but it's more complicated than that.

I think. I'm not a scientist.