text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[floozie]

You're so right, I can't believe you caught me. Why would a rich aristocrat raised by rich aristocrats be entitled?

What's "trolling" anyway?

[livingdeadgirl]

trolling is when you try to make people mad on the internet for fun
often through a pretense of sincerity while secretly misrepresenting yourself
so forgive me for taking your words with a grain of salt
if you are in fact a rich aristocrat though
you at least have enough self awareness to know how youre acting
and to know its because of your upbringing
which suggests to me that you also understand the absurdity of your so called job offer

[floozie]

Are you okay? You're having a lot of trouble with this one.

[livingdeadgirl]

what do you mean

[floozie]

You just seem like you're trying really hard to make all these fun assumptions about me.

The attention's kind of flattering, you know?❤️

[livingdeadgirl]

thats not
ugh

[ She was trying so hard not to feed the troll that she circled all the way around and fed the troll after all, like a gosh dang chump. WHOOPS. ]

just forget it
its none of my business anyway
do what you want

[floozie]

(IN HER DEFENCE, HE'S ALWAYS THIS BRUTAL TO TALK TO)

Apology accepted.

You've got a cool username. What's your real one?

[livingdeadgirl]

[ More like Zelos WHY-lder amirite ]

i wasnt apologizing but ok
anyway uh
thanks i guess?
normally i use @aa
but i was in sort of a weird mood a while back and changed it
and now it wont let me put it back

[floozie]

(slam DUNK)

Your actual name is @ aa?

(zelos no, you just worded everything weirdly.)

try @

[livingdeadgirl]

what
oh
no i misread the question sorry

[ And in hindsight he'd have no way of knowing she ever had another username! So this makes more sense actually. ]

its ami aihara
aa is just my initials

[floozie]

(ami, huh? that's typically a woman's name... he's paying way more attention to this conversation now.)

Hey, no worries. I've honestly been the one who's been a bit rude.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

[livingdeadgirl]

[ Poor Ami. Poor, dear, sweet, naïve Ami. She didn't know.

She has to think about it. She kind of wants to say "no" and be done with it, but ... other than acting lazy and obnoxious, he hasn't done anything all that terrible. And she does try to give people benefit of the doubt... ]

sure i guess
how about you whats your name

[floozie]

Great, then the slate's all clean and we're off to a better start!

I'm the inimitable, indelible Zelos Wilder. It's a pleasure to meet you.❤️