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redshiftrp2020-01-25 01:27 am
floozie) wrote in redshiftrp2020-01-25 01:27 am
text, un: yourstruly.
Attention, everyone!
If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.
Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.
In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?
If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.
Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.
In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?
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I shouldn't be focusing on your skills when you've just insulted a lovely lady by saying her name doesn't matter. What if she arrives here the same way we did and I tell her you've been rude behind her back? If I don't know her name, I can't address her properly either, you know?