text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

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text @totheark

[0thingsonmymind]

what

[floozie]

I guess my message didn't send. I'll write it out again, but this is the last time.

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years' experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

[0thingsonmymind]

i sawread
it

i donot
under stand

1/2

[floozie]

What's hard to understand? It seems pretty straightforward to me.

2/2

[floozie]

Wait, are you illiterate or something?

[0thingsonmymind]

iam writ ing read ing


your post doesnot make
sense

*Most of the words are familiar but the idea of hiring someone to take care of you is something he's never come across before. Well, not that he remembers.*

[floozie]

That's your problem then, isn't it?

If you don't understand what I need, then I don't want you anyway.

[0thingsonmymind]

no
i donot want
YOU

[floozie]

Nice comeback, buddy. I don't think I'll ever recover from that one.

[0thingsonmymind]

good

*Yeah he doesn't know what sarcasm is.*