text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

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[text | @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

"for exposure"

are you fucking serious?????

[floozie]

Always. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, taking care of a hot shot like me.

You interested?

[circumitus]

first of all: no

second: who are you, hot shot???

third: what youre suggesting sounds shady as fuck.
also sounds a lot like indentured servitude
but that's being generous

[floozie]

You're pretty vulgar, aren't you?

I'm Zelos Wilder. I'm kind of a big deal in my world, so you'll have to excuse me if finding someone to do my laundry, buy my supplies, tidy my quarters, and make me food three times a day is too much to ask. Simple things like that are only as shady as you make them!

[circumitus]

and youre pretty much a lazy walking asscheek arent you?

anyway youll be hard pressed to find anyone around here willing to do any of those things for you except maybe one of the robots
tho you probably shouldnt trust any of them to make your food
and they dont care about exposure

you sound new so just fyi no ones buying shit for you its all free

[floozie]

Yep, that sounds about right.

(zelos "lazy walking asscheek" wilder, that's him.)

I don't know what kind of robots you have here, but if they're similar to the ones I'm familiar with then you know that there's no way they're smart enough to separate white and dyed material.

Good tips, though. Even if "free" is just another word for "cheap" and "bad quality," it sounds like I'll have to make do.