text, un: yourstruly.

[floozie]

Attention, everyone!

If there are any aspiring butlers or maids in this sewer looking for a job, know that I'd be happy to help your budding careers by hiring you to be my full-time caretaker. As the position's unpaid you'll be working for exposure, but I'm totally willing to write you a great reference after I release you from my service.

Veterans with at least five years of experience in the industry are also welcome. You think you're first rate now? With my help you could be the best.





In the meantime, while I wait for applicants to pour in, could anyone lend me a shirt?

Comments

[floozie]

That's your problem then, isn't it?

If you don't understand what I need, then I don't want you anyway.

[floozie]

fwiw I don't believe you.

You should get a load of my world and then say that. We have technology, but nothing like this; we're still writing letters to one another. If someone wrote "Zelos, you're so funny lmao," though, I'd think that was pretty great. I can see the appeal.

[fessus]

You should get a load of my friends and then say that LMAO two can play that game

Whoa you typed a semicolon, fancy. Most people are way more chill in how they type than how they talk, it's not like sending a big long letter to somebody. If I'm sending hundreds of messages a day I have to save time yk

[0thingsonmymind]

no
i donot want
YOU

[floozie]

Nice comeback, buddy. I don't think I'll ever recover from that one.

[0thingsonmymind]

good

*Yeah he doesn't know what sarcasm is.*

[floozie]

I'm a fancy man, Ray.

If your friends are a bunch of cute girls then I'm interested. Are they the ones you're sending hundreds of messages a day to, you dog? I guess you look kind of mysterious and women dig that, but you're shy when you're naked and you're honestly kind of spacey.

It could go either way for you!

1/3

[fessus]

[ This... is.........

Wow. ]

2/3

[fessus]

[ oh my god no one has talked to him like this, not unless they're Gladio and even still it's not like THIS ]

3/3

[fessus]

Why would your mind even GO there so quick, wow, no lol......

We were talking about how you don't know how to text, this has nothing to do with girls or w/e.

@Sparrow

[arcadedragon]

I too am used to having everyone do things for me. But you'll not find the same is available here. I've had to learn how to do many things for myself.

I can teach you to do laundry if you wish to learn.

[floozie]

Why would I talk about something so boring when I could be talking about girls instead?

You were the one who brought them up in the first place.

[fessus]

No? I wasn't?? My friends aren't girls

I mean I have a friend who's a girl but that's not what I'm even talking about rn.

[floozie]

You seem like a rational person, Sparrow, so I'll be completely honest with you.

I have no desire to learn how to do my own laundry. If I did, I would've written a message that said "Attention, everyone! I'd like someone to teach me how to do boring chores!" You know?

[floozie]

"I have a friend who's a girl," lmao.

What's her name?

[fessus]

First of all gj with lmao, you're using it right 👍 props where deserved

Second though does it matter? You're not gonna know who she is.

[arcadedragon]

I am preemptively offering so you do not need to post such a thing when it becomes obvious that no one will shoulder your personal responsibilities.

Should you wish to keep it quiet that you do not know how to do them.

[itsnotaonesie]

I don't know a single thing about you, pal.

[Other than he's starting to sound a little more like a total jackass. Peter's the kind of guy that cares too much about literally everything, good luck getting him to ignore everyone else's opinions, buckeroo.]

I have a couple spares in R&D, just finishing up repairs on them.

1/2

[floozie]

Thanks, but I clearly haven't even scratched the surface. Did you draw that?

I shouldn't be focusing on your skills when you've just insulted a lovely lady by saying her name doesn't matter. What if she arrives here the same way we did and I tell her you've been rude behind her back? If I don't know her name, I can't address her properly either, you know?

2/2

[floozie]

I guess I'll just have to call her "hot stuff."

[floozie]

There's always one person in a dozen who's willing to do what others aren't. It's worth a try, isn't it?

But I'll keep you in mind if I suddenly decide I want to lower myself to everyone else's level!

Were you some kind of noble before this?

1/3

[fessus]

[ ...............,,, ]

2/3

[fessus]

Lunafreya

[ That's my future wife. ]

3/3

[fessus]

No I didn't draw it, look how good it looks

[ self-dunk ]

It's an emoji, you can use shortcuts to type them. Type thumbsup and then tell me what you see.

[arcadedragon]

[From one rich boy to another: it's not gonna be pretty when you flood the whole living area because Dishwashers: how do they work?]

Heir to the Shimada clan. Not noble.