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[nothinglikefather]

Contrary to what anyone says, the monster in those weird locked rooms is NOTHING to do with me.

I mean


I may have let it out. But it wasn't me who put it there in the first place.

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[itsnotaonesie]

Awesome. You're not allowed to touch anything else.

Ever.

[nothinglikefather]

I don't see that working.

[itsnotaonesie]

Then just don't open any more locked doors that we've been specifically warned not to open.

[nothinglikefather]

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

[itsnotaonesie]

Just so we're on the same page, is unleashing a bunch of dangerous, violent animals who are currently wreaking havoc all over Anchor and mauling people a joke to you? I just wanna know if I'm wasting my time right now.

[nothinglikefather]

so we're on the same page mate, no I don't.

But i don't think that you can hide away from everything your whole life and so nothing because you're afraid shit will hit the fan.

And i am trying to help put this right

[itsnotaonesie]

That's kind of a relief, not gonna lie.

See I don't disagree with that, but you also have to keep in mind that there are several other people here that you have to consider the safety of before you run off and start screwing with things you don't understand. General you, not just YOU you.

What kind of skills are you bringing to the table, here? Physical attacks don't work against them and trapping them hasn't been working out for me because their claws come from Hell.

[nothinglikefather]

That was a sodding essay.

[ The Victorian version of tldr. ]

what else is there?

[itsnotaonesie]

it was like five sentences, suck it up.

That's all I've got so far, now answer my question.

[nothinglikefather]

[ This guy is a little prick. ]

I meant how else do you attack something of not physically?

[itsnotaonesie]

[Only because SOMEONE unleashed the Hellhounds ok.]

emotionally, we'll bully them into submission.

that's a joke btw I don't think that would work.

I get what you're saying but idk man, all I know is punching them doesn't work and cutting chunks off them just makes more of them and I can't trap them with my equipment.

[nothinglikefather]

Electrocution seems to work.

[itsnotaonesie]

yes THAT right there, that is good information, we can use that! Is that all you've got or are we still just throwing spaghetti at these things until something sticks?

[nothinglikefather]

what has pasta got to do with it?

[itsnotaonesie]

I don't mean literal spaghetti I mean figurative spaghetti

do you have any other useful info is what I mean

[nothinglikefather]

No? Do you?

[itsnotaonesie]

nope

but that's okay, we have a starting point. This is good, we can work with this.

What did you say your name was? did you even say your name?

[nothinglikefather]

If other people know and keep themselves safe, that's the important thing.

Jacob. I didn't mention it- don't tend to if people are all up in my face. But I think we've sorted it out.

[itsnotaonesie]

Peter.

Sorry about that, I shouldn't have freaked out on you like immediately. There's just a bunch of not great stuff going on right now and it's kind of stressing me out, I guess.

[nothinglikefather]

That's one of the delights of travel within the multiverse, Pete. All the places you end up in are shite.

[itsnotaonesie]

that doesn't sound delightful at all and I want a refund.