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[nothinglikefather]

Contrary to what anyone says, the monster in those weird locked rooms is NOTHING to do with me.

I mean


I may have let it out. But it wasn't me who put it there in the first place.

Comments

[itsnotaonesie]

[Only because SOMEONE unleashed the Hellhounds ok.]

emotionally, we'll bully them into submission.

that's a joke btw I don't think that would work.

I get what you're saying but idk man, all I know is punching them doesn't work and cutting chunks off them just makes more of them and I can't trap them with my equipment.

[nothinglikefather]

Electrocution seems to work.

[itsnotaonesie]

yes THAT right there, that is good information, we can use that! Is that all you've got or are we still just throwing spaghetti at these things until something sticks?

[nothinglikefather]

what has pasta got to do with it?

[itsnotaonesie]

I don't mean literal spaghetti I mean figurative spaghetti

do you have any other useful info is what I mean

[nothinglikefather]

No? Do you?

[itsnotaonesie]

nope

but that's okay, we have a starting point. This is good, we can work with this.

What did you say your name was? did you even say your name?

[nothinglikefather]

If other people know and keep themselves safe, that's the important thing.

Jacob. I didn't mention it- don't tend to if people are all up in my face. But I think we've sorted it out.

[itsnotaonesie]

Peter.

Sorry about that, I shouldn't have freaked out on you like immediately. There's just a bunch of not great stuff going on right now and it's kind of stressing me out, I guess.

[nothinglikefather]

That's one of the delights of travel within the multiverse, Pete. All the places you end up in are shite.

[itsnotaonesie]

that doesn't sound delightful at all and I want a refund.