@Pratt || Video

[theweakhavepurpose]

[The video opens on Princess Thug who is happily gnawing on a reindire antler, a new purple collar around her neck with a few blingy rhinestones on it. She's been bathed and groomed so she looks like a delightful floof of a wolf right now and not the fierce, murdering Judge she should be. Jacob would be furious.]

So I opened a bunch of the presents or whatever they were, outside in the crashed ship and PT got some good stuff.

Did uh.. Did anyone find something that seemed really meant for them? Maybe something a little fucked up?

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[theweakhavepurpose]

Yeah I opened a bunch of random crap like socks and toys and nerf guns and then I got something that's definitely meant for me. Not to mention a collar that fits a wolf, which is pretty specific you know?

And yeah they were all empty afterwards. I guess cuz we got the thing that was for us maybe? Though how the fuck does it know?

[eudorapatch]

[ The collar on its own she’d be willing to call a coincidence. There might not be many dogs here with them in the city, but who knows where most of the gifts originated? From what’s not being said she assumes that he also got something very personal and disturbing, though. Which is bringing up the same questions she had asked herself when she got her photo album, and had to deliver a damn head. ]

Did you get a delivery a while ago, too? Someone else here got something meant for you? Something personal?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Yeah, someone else's thing showed up in my room one day. But it wasn't really the same as this. I had Annie's glass scuplture, Garrus had my shirt from Hadriel.

That I didn't want back by the way.

[ He has it in the back of his closet in case it gets cold enough for him to wear seven hundred layers, but otherwise he's not touching that thing.]

Did that happen to everyone?

[eudorapatch]

I'm not sure if it happened to everyone, but it happened to me and to a few other people that I know of. A large enough number for it to not be a random coincidence.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Did you get back something good?

Man, I got back shitty things both times. That's not fucking fair.

[eudorapatch]

The first time? Yeah. A photo album.

[ She stops and thinks about it for a moment, a long silence. The second "gift" can hardly hold a candle to the ability to see the faces of the people she loves as more than slightly fuzzy memories, but still... ]

...Pretty good both times, actually.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I got a shirt and something that belonged to a fucking monster.

Next time I better get my car back as compensation.