@Pratt || Video

[theweakhavepurpose]

[The video opens on Princess Thug who is happily gnawing on a reindire antler, a new purple collar around her neck with a few blingy rhinestones on it. She's been bathed and groomed so she looks like a delightful floof of a wolf right now and not the fierce, murdering Judge she should be. Jacob would be furious.]

So I opened a bunch of the presents or whatever they were, outside in the crashed ship and PT got some good stuff.

Did uh.. Did anyone find something that seemed really meant for them? Maybe something a little fucked up?

Comments

[nothinglikefather]

You don't have to have an actual mill to make flour mate. Just some big heavy crushing things.

Have you tasted the beer there?

[theweakhavepurpose]

No. If I start drinking now I'll never stop.

If you can find barley seeds you're more than welcome to plant them in one of the plots up here but it's still gonna take a shitton to get a decent amount of moonshine. Also I haven't checked if the kitchen has yeast.

[nothinglikefather]

I suppose that sort of puts you off it.

Guess that depends on whether it's personal consumption or not. I'll talk to a few people, see if we can't work something out. The by-products are useful for making bread. Which probably... would be better than beer.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You're free to try to grow whatever you want up here, we've got the room. Good beer might make eating these space turnips tastier.

Actually they're not bad fried. But everything is good fried so that's not much of an endorsement.

[nothinglikefather]

Most people will eat anything if they're hungry enough. Turnips included. Have you ever had gruel?

[theweakhavepurpose]

[he actually looks terrified for a brief second before getting ahold of himself.]

Anything you can think of, I have eaten worse.

Let's stick to the turnips.

[nothinglikefather]

You know what? I'm not going to ask.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Good because I'm not going to answer.

But let me know how your foray into becoming a moonshiner goes.