eatdavesbabies: (Cal and Me)
[personal profile] eatdavesbabies
this place needs to slow down. it’s like a horror movie but it doesn’t know what the fuck it wants to be. it’s mixed it’s generic zombie chiller in with psychological horror in a dumb peanut butter and dogshit combo.

but enough about that shit. have you guys seen the bots lately? they’re acting like they went for the cheap oil and are drunk off their asses. I want to gather a few of them up, take their asses apart and see what’s going on with them. anyone up for it?
bakudan_bambino: (the fag-man)
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[The video opens up to a young man with silver hair, a bored expression on his face, and a kitten on his shoulder.]

Is there anyone around here that's good with robotics and/or programming?

[The boy points to a leather half choke collar around his neck. The kitten on his shoulder yawns, tucks its face against the collar, and one of its legs hang off, the flames gushing out of its ears doing absolutely nothing to Gokudera's neck.]

This keeps shocking me, and it can't be removed. It only started when I arrived on Anchor, so I think the travel here is causing it to ma- [He winces gently, and the kitten gets up and then hops off and out of the camera's view.] malfunction.
eatdavesbabies: (Brosephs)
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so with recent events - recent events i.e. my ass getting teleported to this hellscape straight out of every piece of 90s dystopia fiction - i find myself asking the important questions. I need to get my ass some serious intel.

what's the best 80s-90s Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?

shit like jingle all the way can auto get fucked.