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redshiftrp2019-07-16 07:20 pm
itsnotaonesie) wrote in redshiftrp2019-07-16 07:20 pm
Video; UN: Spides
[What's UUUUUUUUUUUUUP Anchor. Hope you guys like awkward teenagers, because this one's all up on your network with an announcement.
Peter's not what one would call a professional when it comes to recording videos, but he's figured out how to work the communicators efficiently enough to where there isn't to much awkward fumbling between the time he starts recording and the time he sets the comm down. It's not the most exciting video ever, just some scruffy looking kid in a slightly oversized jacket standing in a creepy, abandoned lab of some sort, surrounded by dusty computers and abandoned equipment. I mean, there's probably been a horror movie or two that have started off this way, but don't think too hard about that.]
Hey, um. I... didn't plan this part, so I'm uh, just gonna wing it. So, my name's Peter. Peter Parker, I'm from New York. People from Hadriel might know me, I was there for... I wanna say close to a year? So that's, um. That's me.
...Hi.
[Okay, that introduction probably wasn't quite as painful as it could have been, even with the awkward little wave he tacks onto the end of it. He isn't any more comfortable about being in front of the camera than he was a moment ago, but now that the introduction is out of the way, the whole getting down to business part does seem to come a bit easier. He clears his throat and stands up a little straighter.]
Anyway, uh. Two things. One, I know there's a lot of crazy like, sci-fi technology around here, I know people are probably pretty confused about how to get it to work and how to repair it. Um, I've got it figured out, for the most part. I can- I can get at least some of this stuff working again, if not most of it. I can probably make replacements for other stuff that's beyond repair. There's kind of a lot of ground to cover around here though, and I haven't had a chance to really explore everything. So, um, I'm gonna need your help. What I need from you guys is to help me find and prioritize what areas and equipment need attention first. Like say, the medbay, life support equipment, other things we need to like, live.
And before anyone asks, no, the bartender robot doesn't count as a high priority project. Sorry, guys.
Okay, thing two. I'll be setting up shop in the R&D area for... y'know, R&D things. It's below the agricultural areas. I'm gonna get some kinda station set up here where I can give you guys... uh, lessons, I guess? Like basic computer stuff, how to work some of the machines, how to fix the computers and machines if you need to. Like, anything you guys wanna know. The more people we have that know how to keep this place running, the better our chances of survival are, right? Right.
[Right.
And. That's it, he's out of shit to talk about. After a couple probably uncomfortable seconds of silence, he moves to grab his communicator to switch it off.]
And uh, that's it! Peter Parker, R&D, hit me up. Later!
[The end]
Peter's not what one would call a professional when it comes to recording videos, but he's figured out how to work the communicators efficiently enough to where there isn't to much awkward fumbling between the time he starts recording and the time he sets the comm down. It's not the most exciting video ever, just some scruffy looking kid in a slightly oversized jacket standing in a creepy, abandoned lab of some sort, surrounded by dusty computers and abandoned equipment. I mean, there's probably been a horror movie or two that have started off this way, but don't think too hard about that.]
Hey, um. I... didn't plan this part, so I'm uh, just gonna wing it. So, my name's Peter. Peter Parker, I'm from New York. People from Hadriel might know me, I was there for... I wanna say close to a year? So that's, um. That's me.
...Hi.
[Okay, that introduction probably wasn't quite as painful as it could have been, even with the awkward little wave he tacks onto the end of it. He isn't any more comfortable about being in front of the camera than he was a moment ago, but now that the introduction is out of the way, the whole getting down to business part does seem to come a bit easier. He clears his throat and stands up a little straighter.]
Anyway, uh. Two things. One, I know there's a lot of crazy like, sci-fi technology around here, I know people are probably pretty confused about how to get it to work and how to repair it. Um, I've got it figured out, for the most part. I can- I can get at least some of this stuff working again, if not most of it. I can probably make replacements for other stuff that's beyond repair. There's kind of a lot of ground to cover around here though, and I haven't had a chance to really explore everything. So, um, I'm gonna need your help. What I need from you guys is to help me find and prioritize what areas and equipment need attention first. Like say, the medbay, life support equipment, other things we need to like, live.
And before anyone asks, no, the bartender robot doesn't count as a high priority project. Sorry, guys.
Okay, thing two. I'll be setting up shop in the R&D area for... y'know, R&D things. It's below the agricultural areas. I'm gonna get some kinda station set up here where I can give you guys... uh, lessons, I guess? Like basic computer stuff, how to work some of the machines, how to fix the computers and machines if you need to. Like, anything you guys wanna know. The more people we have that know how to keep this place running, the better our chances of survival are, right? Right.
[Right.
And. That's it, he's out of shit to talk about. After a couple probably uncomfortable seconds of silence, he moves to grab his communicator to switch it off.]
And uh, that's it! Peter Parker, R&D, hit me up. Later!
[The end]
Voice @KaballsDeep
Voice
Re: Voice
Fine, be the eleven-year old voice of reason.
Re: Voice
I will be, thanks. And I don't look eleven.
no subject
What do you need for keeping us not-dead then?
no subject
If you find broken stuff, just report it to me. Anything at all that you find that doesn't work, just let me know, and give me it's location. I can take it from there. Maybe keep an eye out for spare equipment, like air filters or replacement parts for the radiation and light transfer panels. Think of it like a scavenger hunt, except if we lose, we die.
That said, would you be interested in popping in for a lesson? I could show you how to just fix the bartender bot on your own.
no subject
But hey, if that's how you get your rocks off, fine.
[There's a hesitation on the line as laziness wars with his desire for cocktails.]
Alright, I'll take one for the team here. Show me how to fix the bartender bot.
no subject
[See Peter hadn't expected Kabal to accept that offer, but he has, so now Peter has to try to teach this dude how to make robots work. This is going to go well.]
Sure, no problem. Just say when and I'm there.
no subject
[He's regretting it already, but he doesn't wanna pour his own drinks when he's drunk, and potential laziness in the future is winning right now.]
I'll let you make sure we're not gonna die immediately and then you can have me arms deep in robot guts.
no subject
[He hopes to fuck they figure it out, he's already starting to go stir crazy in this dump.]
Sounds good. I'll let you know as soon as I know that we're not gonna die immediately, then.